A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the
lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a
breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an
asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in
a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar
level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your
alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding
if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for
me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."

myspace is what?

well said but unfortunatly it falls on deaf ears

just a matter of time before someone explains to us why everything said
there is wrong.

It's hard to give advice when you don't know the details of your
situation with the guy, maybe his intentions were good,maybe not, but if
he was using his son just to hurt you then he is a very cruel person and
nobody needs that in their life! move on

mawning folks

keep ya coffee just gimme an ale8

ok so ya don't gotta change tv channels

btw HAPPY BIRThDAY green eyed hippie

26th is my b-day and i'm gonna do same thing i always do


nothing

and after that i'm gonna do


nothing

can i ponder that for a moment?

I love when a woman quietly fixes my meal,brings me my beer then stands
to the side and shuffles through the tv channels while I feed my
face..then takes dishes to kitchen to wash and disappears for the night.


*ducking*

this was all over the news...what is your point shadow?

fornication

leaving isn't gonna fix a thing


my gawd if i got offended everytime somebody called me honey or sweety
i'd stay offended 24/7

lol

is there a cure for heartdropsy?

A rapist should be put in the worste pen there is...let him experiance
what he put his victims through...death is not good enough....he needs
to suffer and continue to suffer til he dies...same goes with child
molestors.

hotmail is a good place to park your spam

Wasn't it Bill Clinton who sent a lot of our jobs to Mexico and other
parts of the world?

The 21 virii/trojans found was received via email so i'm assuming AVG
did not work with my email client...like i said most swear by it.

exactly invisable