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Topic:
How do i get started?
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my guide to getting started
1. find a topic you have no interest in 2. pic someone in that topic who appears to be way to into it 3. insult them,their ideas and their face 4. enjoy the ensueing battle 5. repeat |
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Topic:
Do you dance?
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since i got an i pod, unfortunatly i find myself bounceing in public.
but my snoopdog knee shuffle and my reggea bounce, really shouldnt leave my house 
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Some People Cannot Be Saved
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nice writr Fear...... as allways
as a race, i think its the unfortunate truth "We are the dark, the nightmare blown apart, the evil card, Right from the start, birthing an evil heart, leaving our mark." |
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As much as I hate the police, they can serve useful from time to time. Call the police, and tell them of your situation. Call the non-emergency # though, NOT 911! agreed if you just cut contact and he does something daft, you will have guilt forever. go and speak to the cops, take your phone and show them the messages. it will ease your worries just knowing youve done something. the truth is, he wants attention, if he was going to kill himself he`d just do it. its unlikely he will do anything. if he txts you something like that again and you feel you have to reply, just txt back "i wont talk to you untill you stop threatening me" if he replys, send it again. then leave it alone. |
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The Trouble With Words Pt. 2
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its always obvious when someone is truely feeling what they write.
because it makes for an excellant piece of writeing. very much like a letter. very impressive i like the blatent honesty 
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Topic:
So what do U wanna be?...
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I'd like to be an inventor, and the first thing I'll invent will be Loser Repellent, one spray will keep you loser free for 24 hours. I think it'd sell millions.... Only 24??? Let's work together and make it at least a monthly if not quarterly thing.. Yearly would really be optimal... no. 24 hours is fine, you`ll make more money. if it lasts a year it will be too expensive. and youll want to bring out marks 2 3 4 5 and maybe even mark 6. you cant justify such an improvement if its realy expensive. like buying a gillet 8 razor for 100 dollers only to see gillet mac 9! a week later i want to be a security gaurd in an all female sauna, in sweeden |
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phi life cypher~ millenium metaphores
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cheese on toast
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what i do, is i take two peices of bread. normally the bread has four corners and two sides. put it in a toaster and turn it on. dont just watch the bread in the machine, instead, just take some cheese, i think its always yellow but im not sure. but it deffinatly comes from chickens.
take a knife, thats the one without prongs. and cut/get an adult to cut, some slices. when the bread turns to toast, it magicly exploades out of the machine. so dont be suprised when this occurs. put the cheese on the toast and put it back in the toaster machine thing. leave for 57.5 seconds and it will be ready. as its allready toast, it wont magicly leave the machine, so you`ll need to use the knife to fish it out. make sure its a metal knife enjoy side note.. use someone elses toaster |
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bob marley~ three little birds
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run for your life dude, once you start posting, you never leave
you dont find women sat on your computer all night grab a big bag, some rope and some duct tape. and go find a woman |
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sweet night time angel lady
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this was for nvkiki,as revenge for the happy b`day thread she made me
all the stuff from her profile is in the poem but she has resently run away from mingle maybe she didnt like my poem, or maybe the people from the mental asylum finaly found her. who no`s sunny, how many pages back, was this??? 200? you must have been realy bored! thanks calleigh |
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I need to email people back... My mother thinks everyone is better than me. My sister is smarter than me and I can't possibly be right about anything. I may take the job closer to me if the pay is as good as the place across town...It's only for a few months so it may be ok slinging coffee and donuts to Timmy's addicts. email shemale, whoever it is.... feck em moms dont know you like you know you, so... feck her money and fame comes AFTER graduation..... free donuts and coffee.... WIN |
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i dont want to repeat what other people say but
ive got 14 Gb of music, all free. thats about 2500 songs what i do is find torrent download sites. kickass torrents, is a good one. i found it the best layed out and easyest to use. heres a link http://www.kickasstorrents.com seeds are people giveing the file, and you are a leech |
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Topic:
Rate?
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 actually... put the hat back on
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Topic:
Rate?
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hmmm, i would have to deduct points for the hat
so id give you seventytwelve.. and a half |
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there is a dope rapper inside me, shakeing his head in frustration at my inability to rap
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phi-life cypher~ ABC
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Topic:
Unusually Blunt
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no, not yet
do you name your sex toys? |
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