up2us, can you retrieve my arrow please. i only have a few left and i still need to assasinate santa and the tooth fairy


oh, and anyone who has ever said, posted or thought, "im a nice guy"

umm, a good 40% of londoners are asian

ah, you`ll soon beat that outa her/him

could be worse Dan, she/he could be from birmingham

or even worse, scotlan... oh um

yeah youve got it bad actually

NO YOU`RE NOT


SO FCKU OFF

magic powers,

but i`ll settle for magic beans

Kims phone number

interesting friends

fish for feet

extra eyes. maybe in my new donut hands

donuts for hands

bigger biceps

zebras that can juggle


ooops, i got carried away

ummmm.. yoghurts that eat themselves

then the zebras

your a man????????????????????????

i thought you were an ugly bird

shananagans....... now i miss Myka

he will try to last a bit longer. maybe 4 minutes

i`d turn you into a nasty girl

well when i applied, i got this in an email...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what realy, no, im sure you where jokeing, Lonetar. hahahahahhahahhahaahahahahahahaahah

good one Lone

all my love Markus

my point is that its all down to perseption.

i think a socioty with basic moral unspoken rules is a good idea for a happy exsistance.

dont kill people, be as helpfull as you can. AND now granny is dead, she isnt rotting in the ground, shes playing tennis with shakespear, in heaven.

all good things to think,feel,do

and different groups may add things to their "rule list".. dont copulate until your married.... get circumsised at 13...

but who deserves/owns the right to bring children into the world and make them belive that they must do these things. sure, they must follow the basic rules, but not the new rules made by people who chose to make rules that are extreme, but not extreme to them.

new rules are to be added by each individual, to suit their choice of lifestyle.

so i belive everyone has their own religion. i dont use cocaine as it doesnt make for a good sane person. i dont not use it cos you said so. its my moral belife and choice.

but "Bob" loves cocaine, and he sais that its the best way to live your life.

thats his rite to choose. as it is mine to choose not to.
but is it his right to bring his children up to think cocaine is a good life choice.

no, he should follow our races basic "rule list" and his child should be educated in all aspects of how to choose their own moral list for life.

all of this is pointless, as our race is soon going to outgrow this planet and we will swarm out to space to bleed everyother planet dry.. or we will die out

the problem is, some people are sooo stupid, they cant acknowledge that its just a book, there is no proof. if you choose to belive it, fine. just dont lose your freaking mind and start beliveing in everything. a man walking on water didnt happen, its just a good story to display a moral. enjoy the story, spend time thinking about its meaning to you. just dont tell me you belive with your highly evolved brain, that a dude called jesus, whos dad is a builder of life, walked on water and healed the blind.
because i will never see you as a sane person again

she will ask again, so

i would get a credit card and send it to her

it saves money on postage in the long run

if you cant hood the goods

dont go mineing in the muff cave




actually, i just made that up. but its good advice all the same



but the best one i got was, duct tape is far superior to rope.