Hey guys!

I just came up with a new invention! It's called Gorp(tm)!

All you need to know about Gorp(tm) is how dang great it is! I manufacture Gorp(tm) in an old tub in my basement. Here are the non-secret ingredients (for a bulk batch):

64 dozen eggs
20 whole bottles of wood glue
Green paint (for color)
Whatever old meat I have lying around in my fridge
(The secret ingredient!)

What is the use, the purpose, of Gorp(tm), you ask? Well, I'll tell you.

Gosh! Doesn't anyone like new things anymore?!

You're all so boring.

It's starting to get a lil uncomfortable looking at your threads when no one posts on them and they are the least read of the bunch.

I'm just here to support your efforts

A true story, I have a 25lbs cat that enjoys tackling raccoons at night... I'm starting to understand him better now.

Luv ya Rocky!

I'm waiting for someone to invent an easier way to turn a raccoon into a coonskin cap.

That's because none of you philistines can detect genius (or even humor or anything even remotely cultured) when you see it. And it's always been that way with me: My superiority is beyond the lot of your grasp. Hel-lo.

That said, my posts in the "unconditional love" thread created basically the best (given, one-sided because no one else could comprehend what I was saying) debate ever to appear on this site. You're welcome.

More to the point: Pearls before swine.

Afterthought: Your comfort and your thoughts about me are irrelevant.

Epilogue: If I'm bored, I'll post whatever I want. Others' responses are irrelevant.

Aaaaaaaaand bye.

(Ha. This thread gets funnier and funnier each time I read it.)

I can hardly stand the suspense! Tell me, tell me, tell me! ( jumping up and down with anticipation)

Oh don't go getting all bent out of shape lil furry one... your geniusness was evident, even for just one thread. Let me speak for others and myself by thanking you. I'm thinking boredom is somehow linked to IQ reduction and therefore with this thread, you've joined us intellectually there's a saying about the "bored"... I Can't remember it but I know there's one out there? hehehe

Question, does chit stick to your threads?
Ahhh Eddie Murphy... god bless ya brother! Pure genius and right up there with Andrew "dice" clay!

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"pearls before swine" This should be corrected to "pearls before Ursidae" Just sayin

Because you have more images of yourself to laugh at?

Are you saying that the creation of this thread is the result of a low IQ?

Oh, little ant. How small your world appears to me, a goddess. I could crush you with a graze of my shoe.

I condescended to use the term "boredom" as the plebeian expression that it is--a crude means to express a state that a thing like you would otherwise fail to understand. I don't get bored, small creature. I can't; I always find a way to entertain myself. That I choose to "slum" on a site such as this only reiterates, by the relative presence of so many mere tawdry entities, my vast superiority and greatness. Given, the comparison is hyperbole, as none of you could begin to compare to my inimitable perfection.

Bow before me.

Gosh! Settle down there! I'll tell ya!

Nuffin'. It just kinda sits there, being disgusting! But it does taste great, and you can sure use it to stick stuff to other stuff! Whatdoya think of that, lassie?!

Whoa! I remember you as conceited... But now you're perfect!

The only time that I bend over at the waist is when I am picking up a raccoon carcass.

Is that the only time?

You shall live. When the time of reckoning comes, you shall be spared.

Wow! I didn't know that a raccoon could have such delusions of grandeur.

Amazing! I think you're on to something big. The astronauts might be interested in Gorp(tm) as a multifunctional product.

Gosh! What a fantastic idea!

Who will join in worshiping me?

Roadtrip food......Granola with sugary/unhealthy stuff added.