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I find that women generally want to get into our gears and tell us how things should be done, we're men with real life experiences and I've never felt the need to drift into her lane to show her how driving should be done.
I fear being micro managed by her, as if she knows better  
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I like weirdos I see weirdos Larsi, John hello guys 
There is a such saying: "People go weird and came weird to world"
I may have started out weird but I'm perfectly normal now
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I see weirdos
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While this is rather uncoth… I have made love for four hours before... I guess my labido was or is in shape and in tune... Way to go champ That's just foreplay for real men like me 
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Sat 06/29/19 11:29 AM
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A golden rule is to begin by saying,
Please don't taze me ma'am but.... any day you don't get tazed, is a good day
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I preferred the partridge family personally
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Topic:
Why women r gold diggers?!
Edited by
JOHNN111
on
Fri 06/28/19 07:34 PM
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Well, you'll never go broke by giving
so loosen up, you tight wad
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Topic:
Old Slappers or Milfs?
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I was expecting some East Indian dude
At your door? You sayin we're all trapped in here now? 
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Topic:
Old Slappers or Milfs?
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I was expecting some East Indian dude
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Topic:
Leave Earth or not?
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apparently, space smells like a mixture of metals, the taste would make me puke
here on earth there are so many different smells to make me puke
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coconuts would really spice up that jungle juice
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Topic:
How to safe Sex
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Y'all are making sex sound like the boogeyman
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What a long day I have ahead Please take it easy 
OT: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Yeow 
FTATR, I salute you |
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AC/DC's Back In Black is rocking thru the earbuds and Im disturbing people with my air guitar... *smirk* So me 
It's not so much the air guitar, Hells Bells, it's more your singing off cue
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I had to look up what a Pompadour was?
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Topic:
WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT???
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There's just no way I could work under these conditions
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Topic:
WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT???
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Today I'd like my pool to be ready so I can swim. Anybody willing to do that? And I need a Pina colada 
Your gardener slackin off again?
He kept lounging around can't have that so are you volunteering? Well, I'm much too beautiful to be working on a pool really, and I'm not into Pina Coladas but I can make a mean Tom Collins? Or better yet, there's beer in the fridge, get me one while yer at it eh?
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Topic:
WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT???
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Today I'd like my pool to be ready so I can swim. Anybody willing to do that? And I need a Pina colada
Your gardener slackin off again?
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Topic:
Do u like frappucino?
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^^^^ Knows what he's talking about, I have Café Frappé all the time
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Topic:
Do u like frappucino?
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Double espresso caramel macchiatto
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