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uh oh
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Tue 11/06/18 05:05 PM
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Thinking Yea, I don't drink much but if I did, I'd have one of those tart salty things right now
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I'm kinda annoyed today.. so I'm looking for people to push off the cliff 
Fine, I'll be the expendable crew member 
Please Rosie don't take the good looking men 
 
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I'll take the cigar, pass on the blindfold, I need to see it coming lol now i'm looking for a snifter of cognac You want that before or after you go over the cliff? Now I'm looking for a answer 
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I'll take the cigar, pass on the blindfold, I need to see it coming lol
now i'm looking for a snifter of cognac |
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I'm kinda annoyed today.. so I'm looking for people to push off the cliff
Fine, I'll be the expendable crew member
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Borrow Eric's hammer, wrap a baggie around it and flatten  use the side of the hammer it goes quicker
Didn't think of the plastic baggie, thanks... I can pound the hammer harder now
if you are going to pound that hard, maybe double bag
What the hell is wrong with me? >>>> 
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A wig, false teeth and shades
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Mon 11/05/18 05:24 AM
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Ouch! thats gotta hurt ^^^^^^^^ 
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-drive to the airport, 40 mins
-security chq, boarding, 1h30mins -3 hr flight -deplane, and cab ride 1-2hrs a 3hr flight is a 6-8hr journey, that's not gonna happen
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Topic:
Tip to women in profile pics
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Yoga pantz? 
best invention ever
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Topic:
Tip to women in profile pics
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And, come on, ladies... More butt pics couldn't hurt. Yoga!  Im thinkin a very special outfit....
Yoga pantz?
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Topic:
Tip to men in profile pics
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I do surprisingly well as the bubbledude
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Topic:
Just Because
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A Woman who enjoys the finer things in life and enjoys the perks men provide, dinners, outings and getaways, even multiple men.
that's not prostitution, nope, not prostitution at all
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Thinking home baked bread
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Alright ... asking her to go home with you on the first date? Even if you didn't have any bad intentions, it can be misunderstood big time. LOL, I guess it was ok since he dropped a tear before asking? |
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I'm pretty particular with my coffee shops
why not a slushy shop or a milkshake shop? yea, a milkshake shop, I'd go there.
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Sun 11/04/18 06:43 AM
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Wait, What? You cried on the first date?
Smoothe move ex-lax
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Topic:
The Halloween Thread...
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Good thread. I had good candy to give out and nobody came to my house. Same here, I was giving out full size chocolate bars but the lil pukes never showed 
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I'd like to make a toast
Up theirs!
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