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oh... this past summer a friend and i lied to some prejudiced army lady. she was hating on me because i had a green mohawk, my friend told her that i was army special forces. she nearly swallowed her tongue. it was pretty funny.
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No, but I've heard of pretty good reasons some have.
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 Yeah, got busted by the cops too!
I was pretending to be Johnny Depp from the movie "Blow"; told Cambolaya I had a shipment of blow coming in from Columbia on a private plane... ...to make a long story short, got my @ss busted a week later! 
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Pirate Hooker is my real identity...the real life me is actually a fragment of my own imagination
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No, but I often wonder if theres any famous people on jsh like maybe some of the blue box's. hmmmmm. so what do you and Lisa Marie talk about? |
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I've made up fake profiles to spy on my kid.
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yes and have given my number to someone but it was the local mortuary! Would have loved to seen his face when he called!
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oh... this past summer a friend and i lied to some prejudiced army lady. she was hating on me because i had a green mohawk, my friend told her that i was army special forces. she nearly swallowed her tongue. it was pretty funny. 
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Whatcha see is whatcha get.
I have enough fun being me, why pretend to be someone I`m not. |
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Nope!
Unless you count the bears or teddybears I'm inpersonating! 
I'm the real thing!
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We are ALL "exaggerated" versions of what we like about ourselves.
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We are ALL "exaggerated" versions of what we like about ourselves. THAT'S not true, I have posted the bearded pictures of myself countless times, what else do you want ?!!!! |
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Well, there is this guy named Kurtis E. Flush....
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Have a brother-in-law called Robin Banks..........and that's the truth,he's a tough guy alright !
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Mon 03/24/08 08:10 AM
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We are ALL "exaggerated" versions of what we like about ourselves. THAT'S not true, I have posted the bearded pictures of myself countless times, what else do you want ?!!!! The photo that "Strongly" (maybe even exageratedly) depicts your sense of humor....No? |
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We are ALL "exaggerated" versions of what we like about ourselves. THAT'S not true, I have posted the bearded pictures of myself countless times, what else do you want ?!!!! The photo that "Strongly" (maybe even exageratedly) depicts your sense of humor....No? Nothing humorous about a lady having a beard Beach,it plays havoc with my foundation............ |
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I'm really a midget pretending to be someone taller. 
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