You go, grandma~!

Down at the creek behind my house? Yay!

You cant' spank teenagers anyway.

I remember not having to work so hard or worry so much.

Adulthood sucks; can I turn in my membership card?

Her weight wasn't the problem; it was her manners.

You may call her rude.

You always know just what I meant
When it's not what I have said
Your gleaning touches nothing
That resides inside my head

I write words that you translate
To have a different spin
You tell me that you think my words
Meant something else, again

I know best just what I spoke
I know my certain meaning
And you can speculate all day
With pride that's overweening

To try to make the words I wrote
Fit to your little plan
And you can walk away, head high
Sure you're the better man

And I will know that you mistook
Each word that you beheld
With knowledge that you were so wrong
While like a tree, I'm felled

I would ask him to stop pounding on my door in the middle of the night..and question my own reasons for wanting to be friends with someone who would do that. But he has to make his own decisions about his love life. He won't listen to you.

I sleep with two snoring dogs

no, only when you are madly in lust.

they've been going around with the muzzles again....

I would pour diet coke on your lap

I'll do ya right in Central PA
I'll do ya, but it must be done my way

I'll do ya, while I still can post
I'll do ya, you'll miss me the most

I'll do ya in the do ya thread
I'll do ya, but never in a bed

I'll do ya, 'ere I'm gone again
I'll do ya, 'cuz you're a good friend

I'll do ya, but I'm getting weary
I'll do ya, make your heiny smeary

I'll do ya, here on JustSayHi
I'll do ya, then I'll say goodbye

Go for it.

Get me one while you are at it.

No.

Where have you been, dude?

People know when they are fat. They don't need to be told.

will you go out with me?

Good plan!