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...cooking.
(actually, i am a disaster on 2 legs when it comes to cooking a meal...  ). it makes me so nervous when everything starts boiling at once, the dog is running between my feet, a timer goes off, the phone rings, i cut myself, and the burning smell coming from pot number 2 brings tears to my eyes....
what are you lousy at? 
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Edited by
duckiegiggles
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Fri 03/21/08 09:21 AM
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posting useless threads
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Math.
I don't understand why you can't divide anything by zero. I figure if you're dividing it by nothing at all, you should just have what you started with. But that's not the case... stupid math >< |
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Math... and I was in banking for over 20 years doing it anyway!!!
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I'm a lousy Puerto Rican.
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Diplomacy
I put it all out there, Bluntly. Some love that, Some hate it.
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Math. I don't understand why you can't divide anything by zero. I figure if you're dividing it by nothing at all, you should just have what you started with. But that's not the case... stupid math >< Me too math sucks!! |
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I can't cook at all. Fires, explosions, third-degree burns, all happen with alarming regularity.
I'm legally barred from being within 50 feet of a stove in 22 states and Puerto Rico. If not for the microwave, I would have starved to death years ago.... |
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I am a really bad cook i burn everything, and my chicken ends up comming out bloody, oh well,
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But i can indeed bake,
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I can't cook at all. Fires, explosions, third-degree burns, all happen with alarming regularity. I'm legally barred from being within 50 feet of a stove in 22 states and Puerto Rico. If not for the microwave, I would have starved to death years ago.... O-M-G ! you are worse than me!! good thing we don't live in one household together. we might be ending up eating each other !! 
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I can't cook at all. Fires, explosions, third-degree burns, all happen with alarming regularity. I'm legally barred from being within 50 feet of a stove in 22 states and Puerto Rico. If not for the microwave, I would have starved to death years ago.... O-M-G ! you are worse than me!! good thing we don't live in one household together. we might be ending up eating each other !!
OMG
Whatever you lack with pots and pans...is CERTAINLY made up with by innuendo 
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...cooking. (actually, i am a disaster on 2 legs when it comes to cooking a meal... ). it makes me so nervous when everything starts boiling at once, the dog is running between my feet, a timer goes off, the phone rings, i cut myself, and the burning smell coming from pot number 2 brings tears to my eyes....
what are you lousy at?
Cooking lesson 101. Next time your at a local fast food restaurant save your drink cup. Now, head over to your local SAM's or COSTO's. 430 on Sundays is best because those sample ladies are leaving at 5 and they will give you the whole slice of pizza not just a sample. Now that your full head on over to your local grocery store. Ask for a free sample of cookies which they will gladly give you. Now head over to that fast food place and grab the drink cup I told you to save and walk in fill it up and walk out. A full meal that costs nothing.
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I can't cook at all. Fires, explosions, third-degree burns, all happen with alarming regularity. I'm legally barred from being within 50 feet of a stove in 22 states and Puerto Rico. If not for the microwave, I would have starved to death years ago.... O-M-G ! you are worse than me!! good thing we don't live in one household together. we might be ending up eating each other !!
OMG
Whatever you lack with pots and pans...is CERTAINLY made up with by innuendo
thanks, little farmer  i just K-N-E-W i was good at something....
you know, instead of eating my food, maybe we can play innuendo one night....
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I am no good at lying; I cant seem to master it with a straight face
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I am no good at lying; I cant seem to master it with a straight face
And your feet are a little crooked too!
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I am good at most things...just wish I was better at some
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I am no good at lying; I cant seem to master it with a straight face
I'm not either. I make up the most horrible lies too, unbelievable ones.  Wish I could use this skill for my writing for school
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I am no good at lying; I cant seem to master it with a straight face
And your feet are a little crooked too!
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I can't cook at all. Fires, explosions, third-degree burns, all happen with alarming regularity. I'm legally barred from being within 50 feet of a stove in 22 states and Puerto Rico. If not for the microwave, I would have starved to death years ago.... O-M-G ! you are worse than me!! good thing we don't live in one household together. we might be ending up eating each other !!
OMG
Whatever you lack with pots and pans...is CERTAINLY made up with by innuendo
thanks, little farmer i just K-N-E-W i was good at something....
you know, instead of eating my food, maybe we can play innuendo one night....
if you play with my innuendo...it might rise who the heck needs a cake? |
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