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I must admit i have send a funny one hoping my sense of humor shone though....no look
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I got one yesterday that said: "Want to see a picture of 8 1/2 inches and thick?" I wondered if he was talkin about his bicep?? 
Well that counts me out... I'm innocent by -6 inches! |
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Somebody has way too much free time on their hands. it's not the "time" on their hands that worries me
At least you dont' share a keyboard with him |
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At least you know what they're looking for instead of them lying to you. People don't say it bluntly or right away to me. They try to get me to like them then subtly hit on me before slowly suggesting sex. So yeah, at least you have that. 
Speaking of which... *ahem*
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I got one yesterday that said: "Want to see a picture of 8 1/2 inches and thick?" I wondered if he was talkin about his bicep??
Well that counts me out... I'm innocent by -6 inches! Nobody seems to appreciate it when you're "hung like a baby". 
 7lbs, 9oz and 22 inches (bawmp chica bawmp-baaaaaauuw)
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I get a lot of responses by telling women I'm hung like a light switch for some reason.
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At least you know what they're looking for instead of them lying to you. People don't say it bluntly or right away to me. They try to get me to like them then subtly hit on me before slowly suggesting sex. So yeah, at least you have that.
Speaking of which... *ahem*
Watch out for horny squirrels
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At least you know what they're looking for instead of them lying to you. People don't say it bluntly or right away to me. They try to get me to like them then subtly hit on me before slowly suggesting sex. So yeah, at least you have that.
Speaking of which... *ahem*
Watch out for horny squirrels
W H E R E ! ? ? ?
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I got one yesterday that said: "Want to see a picture of 8 1/2 inches and thick?" I wondered if he was talkin about his bicep??
Well that counts me out... I'm innocent by -6 inches! Nobody seems to appreciate it when you're "hung like a baby".
7lbs, 9oz and 22 inches (bawmp chica bawmp-baaaaaauuw)
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I got one yesterday that said: "Want to see a picture of 8 1/2 inches and thick?" I wondered if he was talkin about his bicep??
Well that counts me out... I'm innocent by -6 inches! Nobody seems to appreciate it when you're "hung like a baby".
7lbs, 9oz and 22 inches (bawmp chica bawmp-baaaaaauuw)
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