WOW,,,,,,I think I could have found REAL LOVE here.........

Looks are not all than important to me but yet I don't want to be embarrassed to be seen with this person. Average looking is really good. Turn offs are as follows: being conceded-obese-sloppy-no manners-constantly cursing-lazy-gap in front teeth-cross eyed-stuttering. The last 3 turns offs may sound mean but it's the truth. I apologize if I offended anyone.

"Everything looks good on paper, so this part could be filled with some very inviting B.S., but there's no point."


When you're right, you're right....

You would have to live in Mo or Ar to really appreciate that profile.

And, I think the most important physical attribute of a woman is her posture because because ladies, when you have nothing else, you must have good posture.

"i know not all men are pigs"

Some are goats. The rich tapestry of life....

Shortly after my wife died, I disappeared for many moons

I'm really not looking for a fun relationship, just someone to go out and have fun with.

Time to go to sleep...Have a great night everyone

G'nite TA!

"I am a very friendly and outgoing person. Also I love to go fishing, play video games, drive, and shop occasionally. I am also don't care how look and what other people think of me."


Sorta broke down in the middle there, didn't ya?

Some women are goats too.

Hey! I've seen that movie!

"looking for a woman who is ready too be with a mate that will have her with a smile in her heart everytime she thinks about him. h you r know b the rest, I have r just t about r given t up on@ this internet thing,yahoo all i do is work second shift. sometime if you really want too be with someone you will read between the lines thats one way to know that they really like what they see"

right. I'm on the case.

"I should start by saying there's only one me"

Well that is good because I have a rule against dating clones.

some one that want to give love aswell as get love must nbe very loveing careing touughtful trutful louele.some one that like to do the thing i like so we will like doing things togeather


huh

I love pepople all types animal cars and have fun because that is what life is about because tomorrow is not promissed.


I am scared

i am a man who is responsible to my whip.my match would have to spend the rest of her life with me... am much interested in my whips life



alittle S & M?

Here's a set from awhile back:


"Well let' put it this way I'm 22 and looking to stay that way."

One word: Cryogenics

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"I play darts for the city of Chicago and I'm just checking this out to see what it's all about."

I didn't even know Chicago had a professional darts team! Live and learn....

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"i am big and sexy and have no kids or married and i live at home with my mom and dad and my two sister and i am look for a apartment and a job"

How is this one not taken?

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"Im a 24 year old Mother of three, in search of a nice desent man that is not a born jerk, has goals and dreams and means in which to achieve them."

Some are born jerks, others have jerkness thrust upon them....

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"im 5'0 even and i weight 160-180 like watching football,baseball,basketball,i like to watch movies and spend time with my man i like to kiss and huge"

Huge?

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"I am unique like everyone else."

That's like some kind of Zen thing....

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"I am a honest younge women looking for a honest man. I am a single monther of a baby girl, she is my pride and joy. So of corse I want someone who loves kids."

Of corse you do.

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"hello helloe helleoelehhelejeoejo"

What did I tell you about typing with that crack pipe in your hand?

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"im friendly and i live my life to the fullist well i try and im outgoing and loving and i would love to shere my life with someone who is a real gentalman someone who would like to have a good time hanging out"

....and I come from a planet where there is no such thing as punctuation....

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"Hi! I'M FUN 2 HANG OUT WITH I LIKE 2 PARTY I LIKE GUYS WITH MUSSLES."

Go talk to those guys on that boat over there.

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"hello my name is jfdisufiojeoi and if you want to talk do it"

I would, but, damn, I always have trouble with those Dutch names.

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"I'm a around -away girl. I'm 5'7 dark brown eyes, dark brown skin I'm most down to earth person you'll meet. My style is urban/ skatebroad P. I'm shy at first then i become extermely silly. i rather be goofy"

My Uncle Jake is a translator at the U.N., would you mind if I gave him a call?

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"my eyes change colors i love foot ball every now and then evemn though i don't know what is going on. i love most sports i'm kinda a girl girl not all the way i love to get down and dirty i have 8 brother"

....more commonly referred to as "head trauma"....

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"I'M SOOOO HOT AND CHARMING"

So is a pot-bellied stove, what's your point?

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"Well, I am a single mother of one, I love my child very much and anyone I meet should except him too"

Why should your child not love himself?

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"i like to read read magazines and books."

In case you didn't really grasp it the first time.

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"lookinf for some that likes bod tits"

Well, I don't know what those are....

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"I'm having kind of a bad year."

Just think, you could be in the White House. Kind of puts it all in perspective.

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