Topic: One GLORIOUS profile | |
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"My favorite kind of woman is the one who doesnt get along with other women, and thinks women are a pain in the neck."
Nothing like a good self-hater! Now THAT is sexy! |
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"Seeking other seekers. Those who know the truth and have the answer need not apply"
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"i dont know what all to put here but basiclly i am a good girl who is looking for a REAL relationship i am not high maintnence i dont care much about matrieal things"
The legend continues.... |
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matrieal things she might already have the answer
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I need to join some other dating sites so I can reap these goodies.
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So which one is better? This lovely image... itsmetina:
in fact i cant even get it up no more so i wont ever cheat Or this scholarly thinker... itsmetina:
i'm married but as soon as i find someone i'll get a divorce its a joke ??? |
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"I am 24, and sadly, I've lived in DeKalb long enough to say I'm "from" here. I tried moving away once, but I must have been in the Kish when I was little, because here I am again."
This is obviously some kind of coded message, that's the only thing that makes any sense to me.... |
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Duh. Lex, it's in Kishian. Do you know nothing?
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"MY IM DOES NOT WORK**************************************************************************************************************
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space" My Magic 8 Ball always says that. |
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So which one is better?
This lovely image... itsmetina:
in fact i cant even get it up no more so i wont ever cheat Or this scholarly thinker... itsmetina:
i'm married but as soon as i find someone i'll get a divorce its a joke ??? Tina did YOU put that laughing face at the end or was it there already and you were just quoting directly?? I'd assumed you tacked on the laugh and the profile person was serious about the divorce issue. |
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"Hi. This part is so hard...hard to describe oneself in words alone."
I'm thinking a little interpretive dance, some semaphore, and an oboe recital should fill in the gaps nicely. |
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Ah Lex, you slay me. I am never leaving this thread.
You all speak English here, for one. And you are funny as hell. |
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"Hi. This part is so hard...hard to describe oneself in words alone."
I'm thinking a little interpretive dance, some semaphore, and an oboe recital should fill in the gaps nicely. Damn, you're pushy! Chinese Checkers usually does it for me. |
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"I am different from other people?? What makes me different you ask?? I was born that way"
Yeah, that covers your entire life quite thoroughly. |
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"What could I say about myself...I'm laid back down to earth person i like to have fun with family and friends..I'm very close to my family.I am an open person and will try anything at least once."
....AND I have a book of cliches, too.... |
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"Im a kind of guy that moist girls wouldnt think of."
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"I recently moved to Michigan from Florida. Don't ask me why. :)-"
Witness Protection Program. |
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"I have not seriously dated a woman since I was shot in 1999."
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"I guess the most important thing is that i need to find someone that likes me. Without that, the relationship goes nowhere."
I find this is usually true as well |
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