What is something that you said or something someone should never say at work?

"you look different with your clothes on!"

That is different

"No there's no glass ceiling, now get back under my desk"

10 minutes before feeding time at the office zoo my colleague Carol declared to the office "I could do with something warm inside me"

nice rack

One time when I was younger I was working for this grocery store and I was sacking for this checker.
Well in the next checkout in front of me was this rather large lady and she was so annoying. She was really loud and just wouldn't shut up as she was talking to the checker ringing up her groceries. And she just carried on. I was just about to lose it. Then after all her groceries were rung up she said really loud ..."well now I have to go home and work my butt off...It just popped out of my mouth, and I never meant to say it out loud, but I said...Well that's going to be an all day job. All the people standing in line and the checkers just started laughing...The womans mouth droppened open and I took of running to the back room
I couldn't believe I said it....It was so funny

Ya, we say that one all the time at work, too. LOL Scrubs are so unattractive, eh?

Hey boss. Just wanted you to know you are a piece of sh*t and I am not working tomorrow cause I am getting wasted tonight. Have a nice weekend!

Sorry, I can't stay and work today... I'm entirely too drunk.

Never walk up to your boss and say "Is the blonde one your wife or your daughter?"

Dosen't go over well.......


Long Story....

got any rolling papers?

I once said that one jokeingly... and he did.

Walks up to his boss, "Got any naked pictures of you wife?"

Boss just looks at him and dismisses what he said.

Employee smiles and continues, "Wanna see some?"

lol. must have been a government job!

Thats funney and all but I was honestly fired from a job in Dallas Tx because I had video if me and the bosses wife...and daughter...both daughters.....

was a good night though.

never say "I can't right now I'm on JSH"

Well I am the man in charge here I will tell you some of the things people has said to me during interviews etc.

1. Can we wait a few days before you drug test me?
2. Before you hire me I need to tell you my schedule.
3. Your secretary is hot
4. Sorry I'm late I have a hangover.
5. I'm a believer in carrying concealed weapons
6. Can I have someone else fill out this application I cant write.
7. I don't have a drivers license but I swear I can get a ride to and from work.
8. I can do your job it looks easy.
9. Before we get started I need to make a couple of phone calls
10. I am a fast learner so go ahead and start me out at top pay

I have a huge problem with laughing. Its a good thing but it can be a bad thing to especially when your boss asks you to do something and you laugh thinking its a joke but she is very serious!

That is pretty funny