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Well I am the man in charge here I will tell you some of the things people has said to me during interviews etc. 1. Can we wait a few days before you drug test me? 2. Before you hire me I need to tell you my schedule. 3. Your secretary is hot 4. Sorry I'm late I have a hangover. 5. I'm a believer in carrying concealed weapons 6. Can I have someone else fill out this application I cant write. 7. I don't have a drivers license but I swear I can get a ride to and from work. 8. I can do your job it looks easy. 9. Before we get started I need to make a couple of phone calls 10. I am a fast learner so go ahead and start me out at top pay   See i would be laughing or just staring at them wanting to say ARE YOU SERIOUS????
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got any rolling papers? I once said that one jokeingly... and he did. lol. must have been a government job! That it was, good guess, lol |
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Well I am the man in charge here I will tell you some of the things people has said to me during interviews etc. 1. Can we wait a few days before you drug test me? 2. Before you hire me I need to tell you my schedule. 3. Your secretary is hot 4. Sorry I'm late I have a hangover. 5. I'm a believer in carrying concealed weapons 6. Can I have someone else fill out this application I cant write. 7. I don't have a drivers license but I swear I can get a ride to and from work. 8. I can do your job it looks easy. 9. Before we get started I need to make a couple of phone calls 10. I am a fast learner so go ahead and start me out at top pay Nice. My dad ran his own business too and I remember him telling me some of these.
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I have a huge problem with laughing. Its a good thing but it can be a bad thing to especially when your boss asks you to do something and you laugh thinking its a joke but she is very serious!
I am bad about that too.... It has made a few of my bosses mad. And then when they got mad it was even funnier which was not good |
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I have a huge problem with laughing. Its a good thing but it can be a bad thing to especially when your boss asks you to do something and you laugh thinking its a joke but she is very serious!
I am bad about that too.... It has made a few of my bosses mad. And then when they got mad it was even funnier which was not good and i thought i was the only one. lol. My boss is really down to earth though. We joke around a lot so she understands my personality and she will just say ok. im being serious now. lol. |
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nice rack
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I have a huge problem with laughing. Its a good thing but it can be a bad thing to especially when your boss asks you to do something and you laugh thinking its a joke but she is very serious!
I am bad about that too.... It has made a few of my bosses mad. And then when they got mad it was even funnier which was not good and i thought i was the only one. lol. My boss is really down to earth though. We joke around a lot so she understands my personality and she will just say ok. im being serious now. lol. Lol that would make me laugh |
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The only thing I ever did was call my boss a "F" stick, handed him my badge-gun and walked out. I went straight to the National Guard recruiter and enlisted that day....I went to college way to long to put up with crap all to make crap...
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The only thing I ever did was call my boss a "F" stick, handed him my badge-gun and walked out. I went straight to the National Guard recruiter and enlisted that day....I went to college way to long to put up with crap all to make crap... GLAD I DIDNT WORK WITH YOU... I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN TROUBLE FOR LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT BREATHE. |
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The only thing I ever did was call my boss a "F" stick, handed him my badge-gun and walked out. I went straight to the National Guard recruiter and enlisted that day....I went to college way to long to put up with crap all to make crap... I once threw a cell phone up on the desk at my boss, then ripped my shirt and hit him in the chest with it. The other manager sitting there started laughing and asked me...What are you fixing to do whip somebody? I turned around walked out got in my car and left. The next day I went back and got my job back |
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Here is one that I actually heard about a year ago out at where I work. Now, the two involved here are Donnie, an engineer, who's specialty is Pumps, and Frank, the head man of our area.
Frank: "Donnie. I need you to go and check out Pump41. They are reporting that something is not sounding right, and they have done all the checks and can't find anything wrong. But it is running loud and vibrating. Donnie is sitting at his computer, acting like he did hear Frank, but not paying him any attention at first. Donnie turns in his chair and looks at Frank. Donnie: "Sounds bad. But what do you want me to do about it? I am the engineer. I don't fix problems on the pumps. I make sure they are designed right and they work. Fixing is for maintenance. You wanna pay me more to fix things, then please do. Then, I will be more than happy to do what you asked. I suggest, Frank, you call maintenance. Let them do there jobs for one." Both guys still work there, but this convo got major play for months in our area. Thing is, it is Donnie's job to do what Frank asked. Donnie is just a lazy ass, and everyone knows it. Funny that he never did get into trouble for saying this. |
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a few things I've had said to me by coworkers....
gee, i thought you always put on a strap-on hey CJ, come over here and hook me up and turn me on damn you're into some kinky **** it's not there it's here wow that was great, do it again things I've said to coworkers sure, I'll take that home with me but only if you come with it yes, yes, right there baby faster faster hey doc, how many inches do you take\ there are, no doubt, tons more but this is a nice sampling of my average workday 
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Funny thing..in high school we had career day and all that good crap and I was told not to work with people, they say I don't work well with others and don't know how to play nice...Hmmm funny thing is Im becoming a lawyer it's all good, most don't work well with others and don't play nice, I used my 2 best assests to get a good career! Plus I love to argue...
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Funny thing..in high school we had career day and all that good crap and I was told not to work with people, they say I don't work well with others and don't know how to play nice...Hmmm funny thing is Im becoming a lawyer it's all good, most don't work well with others and don't play nice, I used my 2 best assests to get a good career! Plus I love to argue... No you don't
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Plus that knack of telling people I'm going to use their spine as dental floss, as I told the "F" stick I walked out on
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you must have some pretty big gaps in your teeth
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How about telling the boss
Go do it yourself |
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