Decisions decisions. You need to re-arrange a more suitable time with the lady who wants to see you at 11.30, be positive and tell her you are really interested but it clashes with something else, it actually will show to this lady that you a) can make decisions and b) shows you wont be bossed about easily - these are two great attributes that any potential interviewer should recognise and value, be strong and be positive about changing the 11.30 time. Good luck

For males its best to be early. ladies are allowed to be late -thats their priviledge but then shame them into buying the first drink !

I'd believe it if the dead relative told her where to find the lifes savings !

Sounds like little princess is ruling the parents and will be wanting a mobile phone by the time shes 4 ! You shouldnt have to teach this girl manners, thread carefully or call SuperNanny !

I've found that the best way to raise children is to give them lots of love and encouragement but I always make sure my children say please and thank you and are taught to be polite...I won't have it any other way. Kids are human and have good and bad days and good moods and bad moods but there needs to be boundaries for them. Once when I was young on christmas day my brothers and myself were arguing over Scrabble and my mother threw the scrabble board and letters in the fire....I learnt a valuable lesson from that...never play scrabble near an open fire ! To be fair that was a tad harsh but still the lesson was learnt that my parents were in charge.

He sounds like his mother runs a hotel
You're a pretty lass and deserve better.

I'd like to get into your knickers but don't know if they would fit my big bum!

Katwoman, you're trying to get off with a technicality!

The two wood-worms were refused entry

Well done to WarDriverJ, TeacherAmanda and medic_4981 for getting the right answer, come on up and collect your prize....A set of Abacus batteries for the winners.

though I fear that TeacherAmanda may have a speech already prepared

Not bad for a first guess but aren't you forgeting to include those cute little kitty wittys

By any chance do you like wearing brown sports jackets with elbow patches

Its okay, I don't work 'em too hard, they get to have a days holiday on February 29th each and every year!

Katwoman,
my my you do ask a darned lot of questions!
The girls are on the bus, the backpacks are on the bus, the big cats and the little cats are in the backpacks that are on the bus. No need to count the legs on the seats on the bus and also Heather MCartney (Dancing on Ice Superstars) is not on the bus. Its not a trick question, but it took me ages and I had to employ a spreadsheet !
Also Katwoman, because of your name I can assure you that no cats were harmed during the making of this question

Nice one!
Stephen Hawkings has mini-ions working for him

No worries, best to know all the facts. ie Q. Can a frog jump higher than a tree? A. Yes because a tree can't jump.

Interestingly enough I saw a programme last night on the brains emotions and risk where there was this guy giving people money GBP £20 in their hand and asking them if they wanted to gamble the money to win more but that if they chose not to gamble they could just keep the money £20, and then also this guy with some other people he gave them £50 in their hand and then immediately took £30 back and asked them if they wanted to keep the £20 (still in their hand) or gamble....in all cases the people who were given £50 in their hand and then £30 immediately taken back chose to Gamble...therefore they precieved that they were losing £30 and that the risk was worth taking.

You don't win first prize just yet but at least you tried
Trust me I didnt get it either but then what else are my minnions for

No driver on the bus
No boys messing with compasses down the back seat
If it helps the bus is yellow in colour !

Soft fried egg, lashings of marmalade on top of the egg and slapped between two pieces of toast, followed by coke cola or Rola Cola even better.

Just asked my work colleague what her hangover cure is and shes replied "a nice stuffing"...now clarified as Sage and Onion from a roast chicken dinner.

Change the cats to snakes and problem solved...now where did I put my Svengali robes

Took my ages to get the right answer! And I'm an accountant


This is a real math problem so don't say that the bus has no legs.
> ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 7year Old?
>
> There are 7 girls on a bus
> Each girl has 7 backpacks
> In each backpack, there are 7 big cats
> For every big cat there are 7 little cats
>
> Question: How many legs are there in the bus?