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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6
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Thu 01/03/08 12:52 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh he needs a MAKEOVER!!!bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

I soooooooooooo love doing those and have!!! Do you have any idea how many makeovers I wanna do on ppl on this site???devil laugh devil

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Thu 01/03/08 12:55 AM
I have no objections to holding a girl's purse if she wants to spend 45 minutes trying on shoes... I only ask she not complain if we look at lawn tractors on the way out of the mall. (=

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Thu 01/03/08 12:56 AM
Ok.......my man counter went up 890000023289123% and I have to wonder........do they not think Im cute????huh noway laugh laugh laugh They just look and nothing...........grumble grumble laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 01/03/08 12:56 AM
The guy is a millionaire and drives a f ing bently, and a 60000 dollar dodge monster truck, and a garage full of hotrod cars. Lives in a mansion. Downloads porn off the internet and plays with his trainset. Got zero for personality. Zero for style. And when you look up shy in the websters dictionary you see his photo.

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Thu 01/03/08 12:56 AM

I have no objections to holding a girl's purse if she wants to spend 45 minutes trying on shoes... I only ask she not complain if we look at lawn tractors on the way out of the mall. (=
Ive never asked any man to hold my purse.....noway noway noway noway

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Thu 01/03/08 12:57 AM


I have no objections to holding a girl's purse if she wants to spend 45 minutes trying on shoes... I only ask she not complain if we look at lawn tractors on the way out of the mall. (=
Ive never asked any man to hold my purse.....noway noway noway noway

I'm just sayin', is all. (=

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Thu 01/03/08 12:58 AM

The guy is a millionaire and drives a f ing bently, and a 60000 dollar dodge monster truck, and a garage full of hotrod cars. Lives in a mansion. Downloads porn off the internet and plays with his trainset. Got zero for personality. Zero for style. And when you look up shy in the websters dictionary you see his photo.
Ok, so he has a lot of money.......can he not just buy some "cool lessons?" or a book on "how to get a personality in 5 easy steps?"noway laugh noway laugh

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Thu 01/03/08 01:10 AM
No tara, he's really sheltered. We've known each other since we were 5 years old. We went down such different paths. He's really envious of me. He sees my experiences. Playing in rock bands, hanging with rock stars and celebrities, pro racing motorcycles, and hanging out with all the hot attractive ladies and supermodels and he gets bummed out. I've explained its just a state of mind and its all show and attitude and that he can't take all that money with him when he's gone. MANY people want to do a makeover on him. But he won't let them. Picture the movie 'the nerds'. The leader of the nerds. That's him. Looks like him. Acts like him. Love the guy to death. But changing him to be someone he's not may really corrupt him.

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Thu 01/03/08 01:15 AM
My freind and I go out a couple times a year and go have 12 course meals at five star restaurants. Its always fun.

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Thu 01/03/08 01:16 AM
I used to do the hair of the hairstylist of the stars.......I can get any man to change his hair......devil :wink: laugh

Now.....if he really wants a woman......then he needs a woman's opinion.......and men trust me because if I think it will look better.....then 9/10 times they will change.........














IF THEY WANT TO GET LAID!!!!devil laugh devil And Im pretty convincing........I can sell icecubes to eskimoes!!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 01/03/08 01:16 AM
glasses

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Thu 01/03/08 01:17 AM
It all comes down to how much he wants to get laid.........


It means nothing to me if he doesnt get laid......but if he wants it bad enough.........he will LISTEN!!!devil devil devil devil

get him on this site........we will make him over!!!bigsmile

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Thu 01/03/08 01:19 AM
its the attack of the youngins!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

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Thu 01/03/08 01:20 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww look at thumper!!! He looks soooooooooooo young!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 01/03/08 01:22 AM
this is why i wont cut my hair off or shave

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Thu 01/03/08 01:23 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww makes me wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa










squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze those cheeks!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 01/03/08 01:24 AM
umm,, dont get your ass turned red there dear

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Thu 01/03/08 01:26 AM
huh laugh noway laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 01/03/08 01:26 AM
yeah,, bring it lil one

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Thu 01/03/08 01:28 AM
Dear diary.......why does thumper try to act all tough on women???? Does he not know this isnt cool??? And besides.........



















MIDGETS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!devil drinker devil

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