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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6 | |
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dear diary,
thank goodness no one got runned over! |
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Me, my penis and I.
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oh I was just thinking of peanuts when you said that!!!
 
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are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?
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are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?
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dear diary,
now let's be polite! not everybody jumping all over LHBs p-nis all at once! at least be civilized and take turns...
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my throat hurts to ......
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(((((((s1owhand))))))))
i am doing good Gypsy getting ready to hit the books again soon |
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I miss peanuts actually.....I havent eaten them in awhile because Im afraid my teeth will break off.......they are so sensitive right now and I can only eat on my left side in case my teeth shatter........
 
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my throat hurts to ......
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there were recent visitors with funny remarks. shhh. they may still be around. Hi Claudette!! 
it was the EX!!!!!!!!! Is this what happens to guys when they leave you? LOL |
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ya , I should go to bed......
g'night all....... 
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gnite purple!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm exes.......just be lucky he wasnt 30 second man!!!!
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G'night purple sweet dreams
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night Purple
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Hmmmmmmmmm exes.......just be lucky he wasnt 30 second man!!!!
Well I was being nice... I guessed a minute. Long enough for me to moan OHHH about twice LMAO |
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LOL good thing he isnt a member....he'd kill me for telling that story!!!!!!!!
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Well that was a total waste of time!!!
Thank god for batteries!!! 
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Dear diary, A bunch of crackheads score a teener of crack cocaine. They smoke, get high and wierd. Later when they are out of crack and can't get anymore they go into their dillusional, paranoid, gotta be more lack of thinking. They are crawling around on the floor picking up crumbs of crack that got knocked off the table and smoking them. One guy picks up a leftover moldy piece of fruit loop breakfast cereal and puts it in his crackpipe and proceeds to smoke it. One of the other crackheads sees this and tells the others "hey man! Rays really high! You gotta take his crackpipe away! He's trying to smoke fruitloops!" another crackhead says "nah, leave him alone!" the first crackhead says "wtf do you mean leave him alone- dude he's smoking f ing fruitloops!" the second crackhead says "yeh and I'm jealous! He's getting big hits!"
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Minute man? Is that like three pumps and a dump?
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