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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6
s1owhand's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:31 PM
Dear cute lil baby Jesus, the pizza was delicious and tell purple "Thank You" :tongue:

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Sweet_Lea_Evil's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:33 PM
Dear Diary,
As you know, I had a really good time with my new friend over the weekend and New Years eve. But I just couldn't get my ex out of my head. So I gave up on trying to ignore the urge. You know what I'm talking about.... the way he touched me, held me, ran his hands over my body. Made me scream and grab at the sheets in desperation..... screaming his name begging for more....
Ahhhh yes those urges..... Well, I went to see him tonight. And things went pretty well. We hadn't seen each other in such a long time. (yeah still carrying a torch for the a**hole) He grabbed me kissed me passionately...I couldn't breathe...I couldn't move....It was what I had hoped for, longed for.....
We walked to the bedroom, still kissing, clothes flying in all directions......it was magical.......and then it happened........
Not even five minutes into making hot passionate love...it was OVER! Are you Flippin' Kidding!?!?!?! My knight in Shinning Armor had turned into the minute man!!!!!
I laughed all the way home.
Lesson learned..................




s1owhand's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:37 PM
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nice story! and a surprise ending! this is the stuff the best diaries are made of...

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Sweet_Lea_Evil's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:38 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Story? I wish I could have made that one up! Im still laughing and its been about almost 4 hours since I left!

Sweet_Lea_Evil's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:40 PM
Hey slow... was that an Ibanez? Just curious... ya I checked out your profile LOL

s1owhand's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:44 PM
nah - Yamaha - i was going to treat myself to something special but then i had kids and well it is just better to have something that is not all that valuable. it sounds pretty nice though with new strings and all. and i haul it around everywhere and don't worry about it too much.

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Wed 01/02/08 11:47 PM
Dear diary.........work is a Gong Show!!! Its crazy, there isnt enough of us to do everything and I am tired.....yet I still want this cider...laugh :tongue:

purplecat's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:52 PM
I have a nausiating headache

Claudette's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:54 PM
*runs in and hugs all of my friends*

s1owhand's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:54 PM
awww purple. i hate headaches. good evening Gypsy!! can I come to work and do my Gene Gene imitation?!

drinker

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Wed 01/02/08 11:55 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh and I helped a girl at work with her truck.....she said she was stuck and her battery was dead.

Soooooooo we discovered she had jumper cables but my car is computerized sooooooo we used Melissas car to jump it and then she discovered it really wasnt dead, that she left it in reverse......

And then she told me to get in the car and put on the gas.....and we had 4 girls pushing her truck in the front and I put on the gas................















and I forgot to put it in reverse!!!laugh laugh And then I did and thennnnnnnnnnnn.................

















we unstuck the truck!!!laugh laugh laugh

Was sooooooooooo funny because I could barely reach the pedals!!!laugh laugh

JaceKnows's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:55 PM
Work is empty, as it has been for three days. Emptier still is my rum glass, as I've been working too much to fill it. I think I need to get back out of Wisconsin. I'm no longer a cold person. It's 1 degree outside. At least I have my music on the iPod radio. And I brought my guitar with me tonight, so I have that going for me.. which is nice.

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Wed 01/02/08 11:56 PM
Nauseating headache.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm






















I HAVE CRAMPS!!!!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

Claudette's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:57 PM
*hands out some ibuprofen and some grapefruit juice to purple and gypsy*

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Wed 01/02/08 11:58 PM
HEYA PURPLE, SLOW, CLAUDETTE, JACE........WHO ELSE IS HERE???laugh drinker laugh

Claudette's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:59 PM
Gypsy how are you doing GFdrinker drinker drinker drinker

purplecat's photo
Wed 01/02/08 11:59 PM
sick aaaaaaaaa....ew.....my head ...bleh.......sick

s1owhand's photo
Thu 01/03/08 12:00 AM
there were recent visitors with funny remarks. shhh. they may still be around.

Hi Claudette!!

flowerforyou

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Thu 01/03/08 12:00 AM
Im good claudette!!! How are you????drinker


<------kicks purple in the leg!!!devil devil devil laugh laugh drinker

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Thu 01/03/08 12:01 AM

there were recent visitors with funny remarks. shhh. they may still be around.

Hi Claudette!!

flowerforyou
ya I was reading that......was that the ex who was the minute man or the new guy????laugh laugh laugh laugh

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