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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6
Sweet_Lea_Evil Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 175	Thu 01/03/08 12:25 AM
LMAO I think that entry tops mine... whats a teener? (oh never mind Im not sure I wanna know) Can you use fruity pebbles???? LOL

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:25 AM
I seen someone try to smoke kitty litter....

Sweet_Lea_Evil Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 175	Thu 01/03/08 12:27 AM
Minute man? Is that like three pumps and a dump? Ummmm sigh,,,,,yeah... Ya get to say.." Oh this feels sooo goo....WTF????"lol

karmafury Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 10156	Thu 01/03/08 12:27 AM
I've seen someone snort crushed instant coffee to try and get the caffeine quicker.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:28 AM
How old is he???? I heard that as they get older they lose their........... MOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet_Lea_Evil Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 175	Thu 01/03/08 12:29 AM
he is only 39 isnt that a kicker!?!?!?!?!?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:31 AM
yaaaaaaaaa when that happens they go into Male mental paws stage!!!! and try to get a younger woman.....sooooooooo stupid

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Thu 01/03/08 12:34 AM
HEYA PURPLE, SLOW, CLAUDETTE, JACE........WHO ELSE IS HERE??? I'm here, but avoiding the whole minuteman/penis pump-n-dump thing. (=

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:39 AM
weeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll lets talk about my.................... PERIOD THEN!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:40 AM
I sense all the men in the diary have scattered.......with faces like this.....

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Thu 01/03/08 12:40 AM
End of a sentence. I can handle that.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/03/08 12:41 AM
I gotta buddy from high school that's a 40 year old virgin. He bugs me to get him laid. I told him its a waste of time. He asked me why that was. So I told him "Dude, you're going to get all romantic, get all naked, and the minute she reaches over and touches it, it will be all over Mr. Pent up premature ejaculation!" over before it starts. I told him "Dude! You're a millionaire jew! Buy a whore! I'm not getting any women I know involved in this!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:41 AM
yaaaaaaaa sometimes I use question marks but that doesnt happen too often since.................. I AM PSYCHIC!!!

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Thu 01/03/08 12:42 AM
I knew you were gonna say that...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:43 AM
BIKER!!!! Why dont you tell your 40 year old virgin friend to come to this site!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:43 AM
I knew you were gonna say that... I knew you knew I was going to say that!!!

Sweet_Lea_Evil Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 175	Thu 01/03/08 12:45 AM
I gotta buddy from high school that's a 40 year old virgin. He bugs me to get him laid. I told him its a waste of time. He asked me why that was. So I told him "Dude, you're going to get all romantic, get all naked, and the minute she reaches over and touches it, it will be all over Mr. Pent up premature ejaculation!" over before it starts. I told him "Dude! You're a millionaire jew! Buy a whore! I'm not getting any women I know involved in this!" LMAO tell him to call me... I've had experience in that department.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/03/08 12:46 AM
He asked me why women don't find him attractive. I told him his T shirt with bert and ernie from sesame street on it might have something to do with it.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:48 AM
sOooooooooooooo take him SHOPPING!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/03/08 12:49 AM
Told him to ditch the coke bottle glasses he's had since high school too. Ya know they have lasik and contacts now.