Man walks into a bar.

The barman, noticing that the guy is very tanned, said, "You look like you've been on holiday."

"Yes", said the man.

"Where have you been?" asks the barman.

"Foreign shores." says the man.

"What shores?" asks the barman.

The man says, "That is very kind of you. I'll have a double brandy."

The barman was dumbstruck, but gave the man a double brandy.

A year later, in the same bar, a very tanned man walks in.

The barman sees him and says, "You're the guy who came in here last year and tricked me into giving you a double brandy."

"No, indeed", says the man, "I've never been in this bar before."

"Are you sure?" asks the barman.

"Absolutely sure. I fact, I've never even been in this town before."

"Well," says the barman, "You must have a double."

"That's very kind of you. Would you make it a brandy?"

funny...one time i was at a dock bar i swam to. ordered a tom collins, very weak...told the guy give me another this time put some booze in it....i barely made the swim home....colorado river bar in arizona/california border.