PLEASE TAKE NOTE NO PHOTO NO REPLY. ALSO, I AM HETEROSEXUAL, WHAT YOU DO IS YOUR BUSINESS, DO NOT INCLUDE ME. I love a good joke. A keen DIYer. Can fix most things, except a broken heart, but I am working on it. Learning to play guitar and singing along. As regards the type of woman I am interested in ... She has to be calm, no hysterics, preferably adventurous, will try almost everything, likes to dress for the occasion, smells nice (not overpowering) oh, yes and a nice smile. Am I looking for too much? Prove me wrong,