"Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave"-Labrynth

Airplane

OPEN: Theme from Jaws, plane busts out of clouds like Jaws...

Voiceman:

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.

Voicelady:

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.

Voiceman:

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.

Voicelady:

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.

Zealot#1:

Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church, would you care to make a donation?

Elaine :

No, thank you anyway.

Voiceman:

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone.

Voicelady:

NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.

Voiceman:

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading there is never stopping in a white zone.

Voicelady:

Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.

Voiceman:

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone **** again!

Zealot#2:

Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church, would you liketo make a donation?

????????:

No thanks, we gave at the office.

AT SECURITY GATE:

Security:

Would you put all of your metal objects into this dish please ( Man first removes all of his jewelry, etc. then his prosthetic arm and leg)

Voiceman:

There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Voiclady:

Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

Voiceman:

Its really the only sensible thing to do. If its done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

Someguy :

Taxi!

Striker :

I'll be back in a minute. ( sets cab's meter running)

Zealot#3:

Hello sir, we'd like you to have this flower on behalf of the church of Religious consciousness, would you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr...

Worker#1:

Hey, Larry, where's the forklift? ( To worker#2 who is busy guiding a plane into a hanger )

Worker#2:

Forklift? Its over there by the baggage loader. ( Gestures the direction of baggage loader with guide sticks causing the plane to go that direction and to come crashing into the terminal)

People :

( In terminal ) LOOK OUT!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

(pandemonium).



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Jive Talk (w/Barbara Billingsley translating as Woman4)



Jiveman1:

Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!

Subtitle:

GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.

Jiveman2:

Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Subtitle:

YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.

Jiveman1:

I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

Subtitle:

I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.

Jiveman2:

Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

Subtitle:

DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.

Jiveman1:

You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Subtitle:

EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.

Together:

Col' got to be! Yo!

Subtitle:

HOW TRUE!

Together:

Sheeeeeeet!

Subtitle:

GOLLY.

SIGH ON PLANE LIGHTS UP


º NO SMOKING º

º El NO A YOU SMOKO º

º º

º FASTEN SEATBELTS º

º PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ º

.......

Jivemn2 :

Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Attndnt :

Can I get you something?

Jivemn2 :

S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.Tightly.

Attndnt :

I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jivemn1 :

Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman4 :

Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attndnt :

Ohhhh, good.

Woman4 :

He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Attndnt :

Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman :

Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide.

Jivemn2 :

What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.

Woman4 :

Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

"I think about Music like most people think about fairy tales" August in August Rush

lets get 1 thing straight college boy, I need you like I need an a$$hole on my elbow. (hit 2the ground, elbow in his face) right here an a$$hole.

Lemur part on MADAGASCAR:

"THE FOOSA!! THE FOOSA ARE ATTACKING!!"

"The "WHO-SA"?"

"The Foosa... they are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off."

My little boy always gets a big giggle out of that line... guess that's why I like it... makes him laugh.

"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

Joe Pesi..Goodfellas

A Lady drove me to drink and I never got to thank her for it!!! W.C. Fields- Never give a Sucker an Even Break

THE Punisher:

Frank Castle: I leave this as a declaration of intent - so no one will be confused.
1. "Sic vis pacem parabellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Sic vis pacem parabellum - If you want peace, prepare for war."
2. Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family.
3. In certain, extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue - natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.

*Confrintation in the lobby*

Good business, murder? Does Saint pay you for each one, or does he get a group rate discount?

*After busting the arms deal in the beggining.*

Jimmy Weeks: [toasting Castle] To Frank Castle... the finest solider, the finest undercover cop, the finest man I've ever known. What am I gonna do without you?
Frank Castle: Get a girlfriend.

*On the courtroom stairs*

Frank Castle: It's been five months since my family was killed. I don't see ONE man in jail.
Police Chief Morris: Obviously you're upset...
Frank Castle: Upset? Is that the word? I used to get upset. When I got a flat tire, when a plane was delayed. I used to get *upset* when the Yankees won the series. So if that's what upset means, what am I feeling now? If you know the word, tell me because I don't.

*After springing Duka from Jail*

Micky Duka: If you're going to kill me, will you leave my face alone... for my mother?
Quentin Glass: We just made your bail. Now if I wanted to kill you, I would have left you in jail where we have friends, and in some way that I would describe as deeply pornographic, you would have been killed. But you're a small piece of ****... and I don't want the karma of your death on my soul.

ScarFace. "Say Hello To My Little Friend"

SHE WANTS MY C@CK...IN and AROUND her mouth
superbad

"Its all Relitive, Its all in the Family."

Sabrina (Original Version)

"I haven't been f*cked like that since grade school" Fight Club Helena

"Someone's boring me, I think it's me" Fight Club

"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence" Ricky Bobby..Taledaga Nights

"Coffee's for closers" Alex Baldwin Glengary Glenross

"If you get off the f'ing ground mother f'er, I'll f'ing smoke you" I think this was Gone in 60 seconds... but one of the race movies

taledega nights i dont remember the exact words but when ricky bobby is pray'n 2 baby jesus
funny as hell

squeal like a pig boy

r u talkin bout dazed n confused?

I think she's talking about Deliverance. Ned Beaty

thats what i love about high school girls, i keep gettin older they stay the same age.
thats dazed n confused

i am talking about deliverance....but i luv me some dazed and confused

You are not your fukcing khakis.

then u know the sceen im thinkin of