Captain Kirk in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home



"Everyone remember where we parked"

Cadillac Man - "So I guess a blow job would be out of the question?"

The Breakfast Club - "Answer the question, Claire."

Finding Nemo - "I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy!

My favorite movie of all time would be FIELD OF DREAMS and there were a lot of good lines in there...two of which I remember the most..

Ray Liotta: "Is this Heaven?"
Kevin Costner: "No, it's Iowa."

James Earl Jones: "You want some cookies?"

OK - The Fortune Cookie...Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau




Matthau the sheister lawyer is negotiating in bad faith with the lawyers representing the rich football player - location a dismal closet sized office filled with trash and pizza boxes - a couple of well dressed suits come over to negotiate with Matthau looking much like Oscar of the Odd couple...


(phone rings)

Matthau: Hello? Yes.O'Brien, Thompson and who? Oh, yes.
You're those lawyers in my building.

What's on your mind, gentlemen?

You wanna see me?
Hold on, l'll check my calendar. (calendar is blank & dusty)

(hums the overture
to Rossini's "The Barber of Seville")

(lying) Well, l'm all jammed up tomorrow.

uh, nothing open Thursday.

Friday is out of the question.

uh, maybe l can squeeze you in
next Monday between and . ?

Today? l just don't see how l can do it.

Well, if you boys wanna drop down here
and take your chances...


lawyers arrive at Matthau's office...

All righty.

(hums "The Barber of Seville")

Come in, gentlemen, come in.

I'm sorry things are a little messy.
My secretary got married.

Lawyer: - Oh, really?
- Yeah, ten years ago. To me.

Sit down, sit down. Here you are.

Now, what's your problem, gentlemen?

Lawyer: Consolidated lnsurance want to wrap up
the Hinkle case. A matter of book-keeping.

Mind you, it's against our advice.
But we are prepared to offer you $ .

Matthau: Yeah... Now, let's see,
if you're offering ...

..that means you've been
authorised to go to .

That means they'll go to . Why don't we
skip all preliminaries and start at ?

Lawyer (astonished): - $ ?!!
- That's not acceptable.

- (kettle whistles)

Matthau: - Would you like some instant coffee?

Lawyer:- We'd like an instant decision.
- We might go as high as .

Matthau: What's your hurry?
We'll have our day in court.

I'm perfectly willing to leave the decision
to a jury, good men and true.

Anybody care for cocoa? Ovaltine?
Sauerkraut juice? Delaware Punch?

Melba toast? Skinless sardines?
Tootsie Rolls? Low-calorie yogurt?

- How about some pepperoni pizza?
Lawyer:- No, thank you. I'm on Metrecal.

Matthau: Metrecal? Fresh out. But l've got, uh,
Bufferin, Pepto-Bismol, Mercurochrome...

You boys going to the game Saturday?

It's Harry Hinkle Night.
There's gonna be a very interesting show!

Lawyer: . Take it or leave it.

Matthau: (confiding in them) When this case started l wrote down a figure on a piece of paper.

I've got it right here. (flashes small piece of paper from shirt pocket without letting them get a chance to read it) I will not settle for one cent less than that.

Lawyer offers: All right, $ .

Matthau: (eagerly) Did you say ?

(ostentatiously pulls out folded sliver of paper from pocket and furtively peeks at it)

That's not it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGtLIvGw52E

The Godfather: "Leave the gun, take the cannolis."

House of the Dead: "We broke up so I could study and she could fence."

Anchor Man: "Hey, everybody! Come and see how good I look!"

I know you dont smoke weed.....i know this,,,,, but ima get you high today, cause its Friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got shi* ta do..........

Princess Bride...
"You're that smart?"

"Ever hear of Plato,Aristotle,Socrates?"

"Yes"

"Morons!"

Blazing Saddles

"Qualifications?"

"Rape,murder,arson and rape."

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."

Clerks 2

"There's only one Return and it ain't of the King,it's of the Jedi..."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Your mother was a hamster,and your father smelt of elderberries!"

187 (Oww stupid indians....ooooo they got some gooooood shhhhyyyytttt essay!)

Delores Claibourn (Husbands die everyday Delores Why sometimes while they are leaving thier misstresses apartment and thier brakes give out for no reason. Husbands die everyday and leave thier wives thier money! Sometimes Delores...sometimes being a bit*h is all a woman has to hold on to!!)

Cinderella story (I don't understand how two people like "forgot their names lol" are programmed to meet eachother.
How can so much much ego be in one relashionship??

Worst movie ever made!!

From "Dreamer" Cale Crane: You are a great champion. When you ran the ground shook. The sky opened and mere mortals parted. Parted the way to victory. Where you will meet me in the winner's circle. Where I will lay a blanket of flowers on your back.
(not my only fav quote but its on my AIM profile so...)

I guess I should mention I'm a horse nut...

The MASK--"Look ma I'm road kill!!" or "Hold on to your lugnuts it's time for an overhaul!!"

From "Casablanca"


Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
*********************************************************
Ilsa: I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
Rick: Was La Belle Aurore.
Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

In "Batman", The Joker is dancing w/ Viki Vale-- "Us together,beauty and the beast-but if anyone else calls you beast,I'll rip they're lungs out!

DONNIE DARKO
Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kinda name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.

Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?

FIGHT CLUB
Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

PULP FICTION
Captain Koons(Christopher Walken): The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Next Friday)
100's and fitties? Big ass titties? count the green? Get in between those titties?
Who Locked the door? No more locked doors, locked doors make me crazy...pass the wire,pass the wire no more grill cheese!

Why Reddragon but of course.......

Ralph Fiennes as Reddragon

"I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe."

"you know, they've done studies.... 60% of the time it works everytime."

anchorman.. my absolute fav. movie..

Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a ***** magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?

Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.

Mooj: Holy ****, man you got to get on that.

40 Year Old Virgin. Love this movie.