Nada from John Carpenter's "They Live":

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

classic line

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you t*t!

Grandma's Boy

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f!@#ing sweet car.

monty python life of brian

he's not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy.

Jack Nicholson in Going South

"I wouldn't take you to a dogfight if you were the defending champion"

(He said that to a woman looking for a husband)

"the moloko velocet served milk plus, milk plus velocet and dremcrumb, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up for a bit of the old ultraviolence"- alex in a Clockwork Orange

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FUKCERRRRRRRRRS???? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT???? NATURAL BORN KILLERS.......

"You LIKE me...You wanna KISS me!"-Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality

"You're not too smart. I like that in a man"
Body Heat



"Hakuna Matata"
Lion King

Christmas Vacation.......Cousin Eddy...
"****ter's full" ..........lol....

ooops i messed up............

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW FUKCERSSSSSSSSSSS!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOWWWWWWWWWWW????

"anybody move and I pump one in your a**" - home alone

you're gonna need a bigger boat - jaws


I'll have what she's having - when harry met sally


You can't handle the truth - a few good men

"hail to the king baby!"

"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This...is my boomstick!"

"good, bad, I've got the gun"

Evil dead: army of darkness

"Klatuu barata.... N-*****(coughing noises)

Bruce campbell has more legendary one liners than any other so called "good" actors

VERBAL KINT: THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED WAS CONVINCING THE WORLD HE DID NOT EXIST.

[in a Chinese restaurant]
Waiter #1, Waiter #2, Waiter #3: [singing] Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Chop Suey Palace Owner: No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again.
Waiter #1, Waiter #2, Waiter #3: Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Chop Suey Palace Owner: No, no! Sing something else.
Waiter #1, Waiter #2, Waiter #3: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh!


A Christmas Story

Randal (clerks 2): You never go ass to mouth.

"Shop smart....shop S smart"- Ashe from Army Of Darkness.

I soooo love Madagascar ...


Shh! We're hiding. Everyone be quiet. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again. - King Julian The Lemur


Ahhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!- Melman The Giraffe


Morrice! Can't you see you have insulted the freaks? - King Julian The Lemur


Well, this sucks...- Skipper The Penguin