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granted but no one else speaks it
I wish my computer would start up faster |
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granted but it crashes after five minutes
i wish i had the perfct guy |
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Edited by
lilmisspris
on
Tue 01/08/08 05:23 PM
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granted but he's a robot
I wish I had company over. |
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granted but the all hate you and are just there for the free food and drinks
I wish I was 10 years younger |
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Granted - you go back ten years.. but you show up in 1998 completely broke and naked with a crowd of strangers staring at you.
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I wish I had a 52' flat screen.
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granted but you smash a wii remote through it
i wish i had a home |
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Granted - but in order to afford the home you wanted, you had to get 4 roommates. All of which you hate.
I wish I could take a 2 week vacation from work! |
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granted but when you come back the oofice has relocated an no one will tell you where it's at
I wish I didn't have to workout |
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Granted,you dont, but you explode into a million pieces.
I want to move into a new home |
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granted but the real owners show up and call the cops
I want unlimited power |
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Granted , but you'll have to take them from em .
I wish i was a super Hero lol . |
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granted, your Underdog
I wish I wasnt so bored of my @ss right now! |
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Granted...you now work a 24 hour shift at McDonalds!
I want to find a guy that doesnt lie |
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Granted, but he's extremely judgmental and sees all flaws
I wish my foot wasn't asleep |
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Granted, but you now have RLS! (restless leg syndrome)
I wish all food was non-fattening |
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Granted, but now they're alive and come after you. O.O
I wish I wasn't sick. |
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granted ... but then you have to work everyone of those "sick days"
I wish my brain was screwed on tighter |
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Granted, but now you suffer from terrible migraine headaches
I wish to take a vacation |
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Granted but you end up on a planet over run by apes.
I wish I could have one night of great sex. |
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