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granted, but you'll be in the bathroom for the rest of your life!
Wish to travel |
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granted, but you'll be in the bathroom for the rest of your life! Wish to travel i wish that blunt and steak was really coming |
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Granted , you have your own Private Jet
I wish i could see the Milky Way |
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granted but you'll try to fly and fall flat on your face
i wish i was in the bahamas |
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granted, but the bahamas are in Hades
I wish I wasnt so damn good looking |
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I wish I wasnt so damn good looking Granted, but you become so hideous that all of society shuns you. I wish she were here with me right now |
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Edited by
shutterbug
on
Mon 01/07/08 08:32 PM
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*for Steve*
Wish granted...then you whined and posted a "Would you date me?" thread on JSH. I wish winter was over. |
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granted, but she dumps hot coffee in your lap
I wish I wasnt so bored |
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granted now ur dead
i wish i really had nicole |
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i wish i really had nicole Granted but you discover that her name used to be Nicholas I wish I had a retinue of willing love slaves |
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Granted, but they all have Aids
I wish for a better life |
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Granted but you only live for 2 hrs.
I wish it would snow in town insead of everywhere BUT 
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granted but you went to Bermuda on vacation that week
I wish it was Friday already |
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Granted, but there's a new calendar out and Friday becomes
Monday! I wish it never snows here |
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granted...but dogs need to pee somewhere
I wish that my dollar bills turned into gold |
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Granted but gold is worth 33 cents an ounce & you lose money
I wish I could see the future |
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Granted, but the Time Machine got stuck and you will remain
in 3000 B.C. forever! I wish the Mutual Match function on here would disappear! |
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Granted, but the whole site disappears too
I wish for world peace |
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I already tried that dude, it didnt last long.
PS: Dont try and end world hunger either. You wont like it. I wish for someone to send me a flower. |
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granted...but it comes with a child
i wish for a dozen vanilla frosted donuts |
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