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Done...but there were bees in them. Ouch.
I wish I had Chunky Monkey Ice cream. |
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granted - now with real monkeys!
I wish gas was free |
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Granted, too bad that water isn't now.
I wish I could go bowling tonight. |
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Granted but you cant play witha broken leg.
I wish i could actualy SLEEP |
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Granted but you have a nightmare
Wish I was on vacation |
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Granted but it becoems a perminant vacation
I wish my burrito was finished cooking! ![]() |
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Granted, but it blows up.
I wish I knew where my cell phone was. |
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Granted but i snuck in and took it
I wish i would get off my ass and do something |
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granted you rob a bank i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow
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Granted...but you were fired and are nonhireable anywhere.
I wish I wasn't bored. |
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granted but now you're too lazy to do anything
I wish common courtesy would return |
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granted but its the rapper common that ever1 shows courtesy 2
i wish i was BATMAN |
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you are but your in love with robin i wish i was a millionare
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granted but i rob u
i wish batman wasnt gay |
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granted but now hes a transvestite i wish i had sex with jessica alba
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granted but shes a transvestite n she make u her b**ch
i wish the food was done already |
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granted but shes a transvestite n she make u her b**ch i wish the food was done already granted but i snuck in and ate it Iwish I had a money tree |
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granted but the tree costs more to upkeep
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head |
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Granted - but the eyes in the back only work when you close the eyes in the front, so you're constantly knocking things over and bumping into people.
I wish I had a million dollars in the bank. |
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grant...then you get arrested for armed robbery.
I wish I could speak another language. |
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