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Granted, but your shift at the parking lot is not over for another 12 hours.
I wish I was not at work today... |
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granted but your stuck in traffic 9 hrs
wish i was tall morning crystal long time no see |
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Mornin' Shutter....how are ya?
Granted, but you are so tall, no one can gaze at you straight in the eyes, instead they look straight in your crotch. I wish I was done with all the X-mas shopping |
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good thanks crystal and you?????????
granted but then you have to start all over i wish i was taking snow pics in new england |
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Granted, but the pics are naked with 20 other men.
I wish I was on vacation. |
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granted but its in a mexican jail
wish i was rich |
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granted but its in a mexican jail wish i was rich Granted. But the IRS are after you for fraud. I wish I had a big house with swimming pool. |
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granted but then the owners showed up and kicked you out.
I wish I was married to the man of my dreams. |
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granted but then you would have to sleep all day
wish I could dance |
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GRANTED BUT HE TURNS OUT TO BE A DRAG QUEEN
wish i was cross country skiing |
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Granted you learned how! Unfortunately, no snow ever fell to earth again.
I wish we could fast forward in time. |
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Granted you learned how! Unfortunately, no snow ever fell to earth again. I wish we could fast forward in time. Granted. But you age ten times as fast I wish I could read the mind of the person who posts below me |
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granted-how ever it has two tails-i wish for a pet shop
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granted-how ever it has two tails-i wish for a pet shop Granted. But you're the white rabbit that is the boa constrictors dinner. I wish I was a top soccer player |
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granted, you're on top... of the Andes mountains.
I wish i had something better to wish for. |
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Granted. But the tooth fairy doesn't exist.
I wish I could invent something that would make me famous |
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Granted, you became famous, but your invention caused your insanity and you are now in a mental institution.
I wish my computer would speed up. |
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granted but every one else is slower so you have to wait on them
I wish it was christmas eve |
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Granted, but the Grinche stole Christmas...
I wish I was done with my Christmas shopping or at least started |
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GRANTED-- but, you get brainwashed and robbed, so you have to start over AGAIN...
I wish for a ...hmm... a good relationship! |
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