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i mean wanna buy a shotgun sweety?
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Stop making faces or your face will freeze like that.
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don't taze me, bro!
bro! don't taze me! |
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If I told you once, I've told you a hundred times.
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Wait...till your father gets home!!!!!
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Charlie and Suzanne, you two stop it right now!
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don't do that!... you'll go blind!!! BLIND!!!
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Were you two listening?! I said stop it!
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IM GONNA BEAT YOUR LITTLE ASS WITH THE HOT WHEEL TRACK Dammmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn those fng things hurt too. |
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Eat it or wear it (hot soup suits suck lol
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Because I said so....
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mom, what's that?
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You'll poke someone's eye out with that..
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt!
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" Thats it ,I'm calling your father " ( let the beatings commence )
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You better look at me when I talk to you ..Don't you look at me like that
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Heather have you seen my glasses ..No ma I haven't been wearing them!! I was A real smarta*s
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"You have until the count of 3 to get over here...............3!
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mom:Don't be a smart ass
Me: cant't help it ma my ass goes to school right along with the rest of me. Mom; well atleast it learns some thing. Me: love to see that graduation photo on the mantel. |
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dont make me say 3
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