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amen bother ben ,past the food and lets begin
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Good gravy, Good meat, Hallelujah, lets eat.
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 Don't worry. You'll live to be married twice,
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my mom told me all the time:
"All this hell you are putting me through, when you have a daughter, she will put you through 3xs this much hell." |
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you need more calcium
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Eat your pie crust, it will put hair on your chest.
All the pie I ate when I was a kid, and all I got was about 20 chest hairs
Must of been low calorie pie crust
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"JUST WAIT TILL YOUR DADDY GETS HOME AND I TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID"
<<< DADDYS GIRL
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"if i've told you once, i've told you a million times!"
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"this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"
 
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My moms favorite was "You little sunuva*****!!!"
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