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Go find something to do, even if it's wrong
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"I'll ground ya till your 30 -- just watch me, I can do it"
When you think about it now, our moms were really funny people. Some of us probably deserved most of the things they said -- I know I did. If they said this to us today, we could get them arrested. |
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So true, Twich...
Close the door, were you raised in a barn? |
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Just wait until your father gets home......
because I said so.......... 
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When she said my first AND middle name, I knew I was in deep ****! 
amen. |
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I love that one robin.........
oh and my personal fav.... I don't care what you do....go play on the freeway....... |
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Edited by
Twitch
on
Tue 11/27/07 05:02 PM
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"turn off those lights, is our last name Con Edison"
"I was born at night, but it wasn't last night" |
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go get me a switch off the tree so i can spank you with it..
i mean damn i was young but not stupid.. i grabbed the twigs so she would have to walk her ass out there and get one, gave me some time to hide. |
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It was my grandmother that said, I am gonna box your ears you little pert. It still makes me laugh.
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makes sure your actions are worth the consequences
(spelling ??? not sure on) |
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make sure he pleases you....don't be afraid to ask for what you want....
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Do as I say ....not as I do..
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You better eat every last bite...there are kids starving in Africa ya know!
Go to your room! Children are to be seen and not heard. |
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If you had a brain you'd be dangerous
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Just what where you thinking?
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"You are driving me to drink!!"
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i cant repeat any of them in public
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go play in traffic
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I swear if you touch that again...
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i have eyes in the back of my head...
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