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When I would ask
Where are the scissors at? She would respond: Right before the at. ( smart ass ) 
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dont make me say 3
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I remember Mom holding up her fist and saying....."I'll give you one of these and two of these"
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I remember Mom holding up her fist and saying....."I'll give you one of these and two of these" When looking for something Mom would always say..."You'll find it in the last place you look." |
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"GO ASK YOU FATHER" you go ask Dad he says "GO ASK YOUR MOTHER" this goes on for about 10 minutes until you finally give up or get them in the same room.
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your grounded you can't go out
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"What part of no do you not understand...the N...or the O?"
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 i can relate
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better stop b4 someone gets hurt cuz if ya dont stop i am gonna hurt ya.
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(when I would ask to learn to cook)
"There's only room for ONE person in my kitchen! Out!" 
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im gona tell your daddy
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(if I asked "where is ___ at?")
It's between the A and the T! (because I ended a sentence with a preposition) |
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Me: You are driving me nuts
Mom: Good I am doing my job |
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"Just remember the older you get the smarter I get"
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Well life is not fair!! how right that turned out to be lol
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"Go hit a pillow, instead", so my sister, brother and I wouldn't kill the other.
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when i would ask how to spell some thing Mom:"look it up in the dictionary" Me: How can i look it up if i dont know how to spell it?
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SILVERWARE ARE NOT USED AS SCREWDRIVERS
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Sit up straight
Throw your shoulders back And for Gawd's sake stop walkin like a farmhand
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Duct tape and super glue what other tools does a woman need?
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