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| Topic: things to stop saying in your personal ad | |
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well thats pretty much the crap people ask you.... so you might as well just answer all 1000 questions right there on ur profile to weed out the losers...
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geez...
So what am I wearing? Do I 'put out' on a first date? Do I 'go down' on said first date? I need to answer all those in my profile?? And the gazillion other ones? I need a secretary.. 
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i wonder if i should hold my farts in on the first date---
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i wonder if i should hold my farts in on the first date---
Probably not a bad idea... |
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I'M the guy your mother would "NOT" even talk about
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90% of the profile say like to cuddle, I'm romantic yada yada yada. Like who doesn't want to get next to someone and have nice things said to them.
Can we get original?
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Laci....originality...great idea!!
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i think i'm going to add to my profile
"i can sign my name in the snow...enough said" |
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I like the ones that state what they are not looking for.
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I like sarcasm Deana
oops was i sounding sarcastic again?
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My friends say I'm kewl & fun to hang with!!  No!!
They think your a d*ckhead but don't have the b*lls to say so.
ANY profile and/or e-mail I read with the word "kewl" in it gets AUTOMATICALLY deleted. |
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Only 12 year olds say "kewl"........
.......DORKY 12 year olds at that!
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Are dorky 12 yr olds emailing you again Knoxman?
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I think one just did
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darn kids
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Does I will tell you later I will tell you later I will tell you later I will tell you later mean I'm a lazy idiot I'm a lazy idiot I'm a lazy idiot im a lazy idiot?
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I like the "I like long walks on the beach" when you live in the middle of indiana and the nearest beach is the turd laden wabash river. "I love long walks along the wabash river watching turds float by- look honey that ones as long as my arm! And that one there that mustve hurt! Oh oh look that guy ate corn isn't this romantic?" uh no. My question is- what percentage of those who say "I like long walks on the beach" have ever walked on a beach? I go to your profile and you reside in a coastal area ok. But I go to your profile and you're from colorado to tennesse I skip your ad. I call these lines and misnomers "givens" there are many "givens".
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I am surounded by water
I love the beach just before sunset ( Facing Lake michigan) that would be west not to thrilled with lake erie, Superiour is good to look at swim only if your brave enough BRRR that water is cold Lake huron ok but have spent more time in Lake MI then we have all the lakes around brooks streams rivers God you have to love water to live in this state. 
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