You look pretty yummy to me :), don't sweat stupid people.

Thats really cool :).

The family is a little bizarre to me, but they all seem like good people.

The following questions were answered by 2nd grade school children:


Why did God make mothers?

1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.



How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.



What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.



Who’s the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.




What’s the difference between moms & dads?


1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.



What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.



What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.



If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

You're not a very good friend to him anyway...lol. Calling him fat and his girlfriend? You don't seem very nice.

Yeah the one I still see as a good friend was only ever really that...lol. We tried dating out of boredom and quickly decided against it.

The fact that you refuse to be friends with the girl he obviously cares about shows jealousy on your part too. If you had no feelings for him you might try to befriend her and show her that she has nothing to worry about. Do you ever consider that maybe your friend gives her a reason to be jealous behind closed doors?

In those rare instances the girl has to be willing to be my friend too so I can know that she's not up to anything. I don't have many female friends myself, but my exes are exes for a reason. There's one that I still see as a good friend, but if the love of my life asked me to limit contact because it made them uncomfortable in a respectful uncontrolling way I'd oblige.

I never said I was in a "hurry" either...lol. I'm technically infertile without fertility drugs, so I'm going to have to get some assistance in that avenue no matter how long I wait. Its actually scarier to those who can't have them naturally to wait. I do however need to know that the person I'm with is wanting the same things. If I meet someone and in the first few weeks find out they don't ever want to get married or have kids, I'm happy to move on no matter how much I like them. I refuse, and expect other people to refuse, to settle for anything less than what they want.

I never said a woman should settle just for the sake of having kids. It does seem however that if a man knows you want kids anytime in the next 5 years they run screaming. I'm happy to have a kid on my own...lol, but luckily I have a boyfriend who also wants them so in time we'll see. I'm just saying that men my age need to either stop running from the women their age b/c of that or date an 18 year old who is light years from ever wanting kids.

If they have kids then a friendly relationship is expected, and even to me required. I wouldn't date a man who bad mouthed his children's mother because thats not right.

If they have no kids... there's no reason to continue a friendship other than one of them is having way too hard a time letting go. I don't hang onto exes as friends, I see no reason to do so when there are no kids involved.

I've heard a lot of men say that women my age are in a hurry to get married and have kids. Let me explain WHY fellas, cus I don't think you get it...lol.

We're not necessarily in a hurry, but we know what happens to our bodies in the next 10-15 years. We're only in our peak fertility until about 35, after which becomes more risky to have kids. Not that you cant' have them past that age, but women know what I mean by this. Men: ya'll's little swimmers are good to go for the rest of your life. We don't have the luxury of waiting that long because our fertility depletes tremendously and then eventually stops. Of course you're not in a 'hurry', you got all the time in the world. We don't. Get it? Try to be a little more understanding here please fellas.

You judge Avril because you don't like her sister? Thats small minded...lol, but okay. I'm from a dirthole town too, but I don't deny my roots.
Lady Gaga shouldn't be shown during hours children are awake. If she really is a hermaphrodite, she should represent that small group of people with a little more class. She's the ONLY example of that group of people that the world as a whole has open access to observing, so thats the stereotype she's setting for someone born with that birth defect.
Greys Anatomy, I love that show. Hugh Laurie is definitely awesome, I do also like House but just not as much as Grey's. I've been a Kathrine Heigl fan for many years...lol (my father the hero... yeah that long...lol)

LOL sorry had to say that somewhere besides in my head.

Shut up. I tuned into Oprah today to watch Tim McGraw and Alicia Keys sing together... that was awesome. I even thought you singing with Jennifer Hudson would be cool... but you're competing with her and u suck so its not working.

Yes, thats the performance I saw. I think anyone seeing that as more than hanging onto a pole in order to not fall is the pervert, not Miley. It seriously did not look like she was trying to pole dance. I've SEEN a pole dance...lol, that wasn't even an attempt.

Haha and I must say that her walmart clothing line ain't half bad, I can only bring myself to buy her little tye dye tanks b/c everything else has her name on it...lol, but her stuff is cute.

Let me make one more point. On Disney channel she is Hannah Montana. She is a disney brand. On stage as Miley Cyrus, she IS in fact a teenage girl who is trying to find who she is just like we've all been at one point. I'm certainly not president of her fan club, but I've seen much worse lately and there could be and WILL be much worse. Hello, didn't little miss high school musical show her muff in pictures she took for Zac Efron(sp?)? Again I mention Lady Gaga, then there's (though I like her and is fine for adults) Britney Spears. I can't even let my nephew listen to the full Nickleback album because any song that hasn't made it to radio isn't ALLOWED to be on radio. The same goes for many other artists right now. As long as she's making music that I can let him listen to without worrying about cussing or him learning things he's not ready to know yet, I'm all for her.

Its possible we did, however she IS still a 16 year old girl. She's not taking her clothes off and I've not seen her do a whole lot to raise eyebrows at. I'd rather my nephew watch her than damn Lady Gaga for cryin out loud. How did YOU dance at 16? If I remember 16 correctly its that age where you think you're grown but you're not, we all go through it. Let her be a teenage girl.

I really don't think her fan base is even old enough to make that connection. She was on a cart that was moving, there was a pole there for her to keep her balance. That was the whole story.

Avril.
Katy.
Scarlett.

Haha probably something to do with the fact that they're all within a month or so of me... I adore them... Avril September 27th 84, Katy Oct 25th, Scarlett Nov. 22nd. Me: September 21st 1984.. I feel a strange connection with my fellow 84 babies...

I saw what you're talking about and it was hardly a pole dance, it was more like hanging onto a pole while dancing. Almost the same thing, but not quite the same connotation.