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| Topic: things to stop saying in your personal ad | |
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EVERYTHING,,,,,I NEED TO BLANK MINE OUT!!!!!
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Only 12 year olds say "kewl"........ .......DORKY 12 year olds at that! 
 
like ya know, I always say kewl! cuz like ya know,B*tchin was like ya know, gag me!! For sure!!! Oh ya, like I totally hang with the kewl crowd, Like totally gag me with a surfboard. |
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I'm getting great ideas of how to change my profile. If I really wanted to attract I would just answer "babies, puppies, and the word 'free'" to everything. Because everybody doesn't love raymond but they do like babies, puppies, and the word 'free'. And no don't use them all in one sentence.... Free to good home, baby puppies.
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BaBies
  Puppies  
As in the song by bitter sweet ally Time To move 
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Naa Naa Naa, oh Gramma, what a long profile you have. I have to attract some geezers
Oh my, Gramma, what a stupid poem you have on your profile. It's my poem and if they don't like it keep on a clickin. Oh Gramma, what are you doing with the free to good home puppies......they are just baybalious Yeah yeah, I have one of MY own poems on my profile, but if you don't feel even a little bit turned on, there is something wrong with you.
OH! And quotes: yes they are the dreaded profile killer. God forbid one of us ladies should be intelligent (sp?)
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Only 12 year olds say "kewl"........ .......DORKY 12 year olds at that!
like ya know, I always say kewl! cuz like ya know,B*tchin was like ya know, gag me!! For sure!!! Oh ya, like I totally hang with the kewl crowd, Like totally gag me with a surfboard. I Feel like I should be listening to Frank Zappa now thanks alot
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I was and had to turn it off. Think I can put the lyrics to bobby brown on my profile? Ha ha ha.
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no pick one of those warped knack tunes
like frustrated, or your number or your name
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oh wait! I have my name on my profile
so I googled my name, (karen)..........
Results 1 - 10 of about 100,000,000 for karen Gog! I hope they don't track me down
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The thing I hate seeing in profiles is the word Sexty or Hot or Playa in their name. I definitely hate the will answer later answers. I can understand the no answer for the children, only because there are a lot of pervs out there.
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Sexy, hot, playas. Ok gotcha writin it down. Add to my profile.
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I so have to get a team to rewrite my profile, I am still getting mail...sheesh...
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Lee, copy mine. Problem solved.
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Thanks Harry, doing it now.. 
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Sexy, hot, playas. Ok gotcha writin it down. Add to my profile. Don't worry Biker..the bottle of Wild Turkey has ya covered. |
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Those are all BRILLIANT observations Geektothetenth!
Another HUGE one missing from this list so far - and ladies pay attention! Women don't state in your profile that you're "not interested in one night stands" and "if you're only after one thing don't bother me" or "don't send me lewd comments" when you have thirteen pictures of yourself in various stages of undress posted. What kind of dual-personality freak are you anyway?? There's so much funny stuff posted in people's profiles this thread could go on forever. |
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"I live a drama free life"
on what planet? I wanna go! |
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"I live a drama free life" on what planet? I wanna go! lmao! |
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"I live a drama free life" on what planet? I wanna go! very true.... |
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