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More than Chuck Berry.
How many kites are stuck up trees. |
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None, kites are kites, and stuck up trees are trees with attitude
Why are there seven days in a week? |
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Seven is a lucky number for some.
Why is snow initially white? |
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Because being so high in the sky, the sun bleached it
Why is water clear? |
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So we can understand it better.
If the air and sea is getting so polluted, why are we living longer. |
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Because reality tv helps us purge toxins..
Why do cats sleep most of the day..? |
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Because they can't go to the store to buy sunglasses.
Why are pies round? |
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Huey Lewis has not declared them....Hip to be Square.
Why do whales have blow holes? |
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because stove pipe would rust.
why did the itsy bitsy spider go up the water spout? |
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He heard there was a buy 4 get 4 shoe sale up there.
Why does a fish take the bait? |
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For the free zip line ride.
Why do frogs jump? |
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Because they are so skittish! Where is the key to happiness? 
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With the Locksmith.
Is there a key to sadness. |
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Nope! Sadness moves in wherever it chooses...
How do you convert grams to ounces? |
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Take them to Church for a special blessing.
How do you undo knot´s in cotton. |
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Theyre wrung out..
Who wrote the book of love? |
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God because God is love.
Why do we call strawberry a strawberry if it doesn't have a straw? |
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Why do we call strawberry a strawberry if it doesn't have a straw? they just spelled "warts" backwards. how does an aardvark sound when high on lemonade? |
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Better than it does on Coke
Why? |
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Why not.
When you beat Eggs. do they feel pain. |
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