1 2 28 29 30 32 34 35 36 49 50
Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
no photo
Tue 01/23/18 05:19 PM
Because we can’t appreciate them without pain? (Sorry I don’t know what I mean too lol)

Why do masochists enjoy being hurt? slaphead ( I am so funny slaphead )

Narlycarnk's photo
Tue 01/23/18 06:26 PM
Because pain = life = consensus = sanity

What does a varnished floor look like?

no photo
Tue 01/23/18 06:30 PM
It's completely transparent.

What will the next question be?

no photo
Tue 01/23/18 06:33 PM
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways?

Why do we need Cupid ?

no photo
Tue 01/23/18 06:40 PM
Edited by Piscesmoon02 on Tue 01/23/18 06:41 PM
Because if we didn't have cupid, we'd have to aim the arrow ourselves.

Why do we need glasses?

no photo
Tue 01/23/18 10:20 PM
Otherwise we'd drink wine out of shoes.

Milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?

no photo
Tue 01/23/18 11:27 PM
No I haven't seen that. Not sure the elephants have parked yet though. They're probably still stuck on the trunk road.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others drown too?

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 01:40 AM
Oh yes, that´s why there are not very many synchronized swimmers.

If I said I will keep an eye out for you, does that mean I should take an eye out until I see you the next time.

Narlycarnk's photo
Wed 01/24/18 05:02 AM
oh yes, it happens all the time in the US. It’s the only way to lose an elephant.

What does it feel like to get sucked down the drain?

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 05:19 AM
blue


are the drains above or below the equator

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 05:23 AM
Neither, they are in the sky.

Why do people wear boots when they are out in the snow?

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 05:32 AM
to protect the snow

why would anyone choose to eat dinner instead of dessert?

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 05:52 AM
Because dessert is for breakfast only

Why do trees change color in the fall season?

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 06:06 AM
Tis a fashion statement!


If music moves you, why doesnt a strong coffee?

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 06:07 AM
they are donning their traveling clothes for the trip south.


how high is the sky?

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 10:30 AM
And how Low is his brother.

If two wrongs don´t make a right,

Then do two rights not make a wrong.

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 02:59 PM
Neither is correct because quantum physics states that two constants can't occupy the same space at the same time without exploding the internet.

What is the plural of a computer mouse called?

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 05:04 PM


Meese!

Why does this guy Allen have a wrench named after him? huh

no photo
Wed 01/24/18 11:11 PM
Don't worry about that Allen guy, he's all torque!

What is the special name for the tops of your feet?

no photo
Thu 01/25/18 01:38 AM
Albert and Fred.

Does a well Plucked Guitar have a good nights sleep.

1 2 28 29 30 32 34 35 36 49 50