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Koala bears are smart and level headed where Polar bears are more like women.
Why don't women make sense most of the time? |
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Because you're not talking to the right ones.
What is the best flavor of ice cream? |
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Flavor Flav
What's the deal with wearing clocks a round your neck? |
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It is a form of giving back, as it allows everyone else to see the correct time.
What types of things are better when they are bitter? |
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Wives with cheating husbands
Do you like green eggs and ham? |
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Only if it's on a boat with a goat
How do u get a DUI on a driving exam? |
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You show up wearing only underwear.
What is the difference between purified drinking water and distilled water? |
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Taste, color, texture, and smell. It's like comparing night and day
How do u define wealth? |
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Wealth is the ability to upgrade to cupcakes.
How do you measure 4 gallons of water using only a 3 and 5 gallon jug? |
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How do you measure 4 gallons of water using only a 3 and 5 gallon jug? How do you make moonshine during a new moon? |
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You polish it
What's the meaning of life? |
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I think it's getting through the whole board and having the most money at the end
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? |
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I'm pretty sure they make those in a factory
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? (3 is a wrong answer) |
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At least 600 and never trust owls.
What is fun to do in Cleveland, Ohio? |
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Colonel sanders was chasing it
Why do guys have nipples? |
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To let out steam.
Is the world flat, round or triangular. |
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Whatever shape an oyster is
Spit or swallow? |
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spit roast and swallow after chewing
why y a letter and z is no better |
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Z is not just a letter, Zee is a Zionite in the Matrix.
Who will play the Indians in the World Series this year? |
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The L.A. Lakers, duh!!!
Does no shave November count for pubes? |
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