Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Because you have to be in a certain state of mind to drive on them?
Do Roman paramedics refer to 'IV's as '4's? |
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Yes
What do you say to god when he sneezes. |
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What do you say to god when he sneezes. Here, have a Kleenex. ![]() Why did the little pig cry "Wee, wee, wee" all the way home? |
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The little piggy was actually saying "Ghee.... ghee... ghee..." but it was misheard and has been retold incorrectly all of these years.
![]() Why do some kinds of chillies burn your tongue? |
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Because some are jerks and don't know how to be respectful.
Why do so many people brag about volunteering? |
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Because it's more socially acceptable than bragging about how many Pokémon you've caught
Which is the scariest vampire that has ever existed? |
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Sorry what?
I couldn't get passed this pic. ![]() Why are vampires so hot? ![]() |
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Because they only drink room temperature blood. Never chilled, never hot. Must be room temperature.
Do real monsters go trick-or-treating? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
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Mon 10/17/16 08:41 PM
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Yes. But they take Halloween off because nobody enjoys posers trying to be like them.
How valuable are musicians? |
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Musicians value can be calculated by: number of instruments they can play + number of songs they've written + age + number of times they use the word 'baby' in their songs.
![]() How do you grow sprouts in your kitchen? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Tue 10/18/16 04:40 AM
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How do you grow sprouts in your kitchen? Let them watch PBS Kids. ![]() Why is Grumpy Cat grumpy? |
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Edited by
bnelson1225
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Tue 10/18/16 05:50 AM
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Because when he goes out he is carried with this:
![]() Do pilots take crash-courses? |
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Edited by
Annagram
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Tue 10/18/16 09:15 AM
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Yes, they take courses taught by the Crash Test Dummies.
![]() If honesty is the best policy, what is the second best policy? |
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If honesty is the best policy, what is the second best policy? Don't get caught. ![]() Are we there yet? |
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Nope, we are still here
![]() ![]() If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? |
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Actually I think it becomes a Hovercat.
![]() What does Fo Shizzle My Nizzle mean? |
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Your about to get your azz kicked for not being black.
What do Black Eyed Peas sing about? |
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About how it's hard being legumes.
![]() What is a mancave? |
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A cave that is decorated with male human heads.
![]() How do bears like to eat our trash? |
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With a proper tablecloth and place setting.
![]() What is the difference between a polar bear and a koala bear? |
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