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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Annagram's photo
Tue 09/27/16 05:32 PM
In this game one person asks a question and the next person should give a wrong answer to that question. The more ridiculous the answer the better! In addition to providing a ridiculous answer, you should ask a new question which the next poster will have to answer (again, with a ridiculous WRONG answer!)

The first question is this:

Why do we have wisdom teeth?

Ps1007's photo
Tue 09/27/16 07:08 PM
To sell out when we are out of cash

BreakingGood's photo
Tue 09/27/16 07:39 PM
I'll assume that was both an answer and a question from above. Clever!

Pennies for your pets.

Why does everybody where shoes?

Annagram's photo
Tue 09/27/16 07:45 PM
Specifically to leave a shoe-print trail showing everywhere they have traveled.

Why do monkeys swing from trees?

tmh1063's photo
Tue 09/27/16 09:03 PM
They weren't able to get airline tickets. laugh


What makes crocodiles so dangerous?

Annagram's photo
Tue 09/27/16 09:06 PM
laugh

Crocodiles are horrible gossips and won't let go of an opportunity to tarnish someone's reputation!

Why does milk go sour?

tmh1063's photo
Tue 09/27/16 11:39 PM
Because it doesn't know how to be sweet.


Why do chicken wings taste so good?

no photo
Wed 09/28/16 01:07 AM
armpit sweat

Why doesnt KFC sell chicken feet?

mzrosie's photo
Wed 09/28/16 01:51 AM
Because they all ran away with the spoon.

What is the capital of Canada?

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Wed 09/28/16 03:56 AM
Mexico City

If I gave you 4 cats, how many legs would they have.

mzrosie's photo
Wed 09/28/16 04:05 AM
one trillion and three, of course


Why did the cop give a pedestrian a ticket?




no photo
Wed 09/28/16 04:08 AM
So the ride in the police car would be free

What purpose do crotchless panties serve?

Manturkey1's photo
Wed 09/28/16 06:22 AM
So crocodile's won't eat you.

Why do they sale sour cream ?

no photo
Wed 09/28/16 06:37 AM
So the yacht will leave a trail for others to follow

If why is a letter what is z

mzrosie's photo
Wed 09/28/16 06:41 AM
z is a ghost without a head.

If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice,
what are little boys made of?

Manturkey1's photo
Wed 09/28/16 06:47 AM
Bacon beer and stakes.

Why do shoes have souls?

no photo
Wed 09/28/16 06:51 AM

z is a ghost without a head.

If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice,
what are little boys made of?


Little boys are made of clay .

If woman's are truly angelic creatures where do they hide their wings ?

tmh1063's photo
Wed 09/28/16 09:47 AM

Bacon beer and stakes.

Why do shoes have souls?



Because they are so sensitive.


Why do birds sing?

Annagram's photo
Wed 09/28/16 04:06 PM
Women hide their wings: in the back of closets, behind the dresses we're hoping to fit into once again. laugh

Birds sing: because they are taunting voiceless animals, such as squirrels, who are incapable of making pretty sounds.

What is the song "Auld Lang Syne" really about?

Goofball73's photo
Wed 09/28/16 05:55 PM
It's about midgets trying to find the fountain of youth.


Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?

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