Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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In this game one person asks a question and the next person should give a wrong answer to that question. The more ridiculous the answer the better! In addition to providing a ridiculous answer, you should ask a new question which the next poster will have to answer (again, with a ridiculous WRONG answer!)
The first question is this: Why do we have wisdom teeth? |
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To sell out when we are out of cash
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I'll assume that was both an answer and a question from above. Clever!
Pennies for your pets. Why does everybody where shoes? |
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Specifically to leave a shoe-print trail showing everywhere they have traveled.
Why do monkeys swing from trees? |
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They weren't able to get airline tickets.
What makes crocodiles so dangerous? |
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Crocodiles are horrible gossips and won't let go of an opportunity to tarnish someone's reputation! Why does milk go sour? |
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Because it doesn't know how to be sweet.
Why do chicken wings taste so good? |
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armpit sweat
Why doesnt KFC sell chicken feet? |
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Because they all ran away with the spoon.
What is the capital of Canada? |
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Mexico City
If I gave you 4 cats, how many legs would they have. |
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one trillion and three, of course
Why did the cop give a pedestrian a ticket? |
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So the ride in the police car would be free
What purpose do crotchless panties serve? |
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So crocodile's won't eat you.
Why do they sale sour cream ? |
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So the yacht will leave a trail for others to follow
If why is a letter what is z |
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z is a ghost without a head.
If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, what are little boys made of? |
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Bacon beer and stakes.
Why do shoes have souls? |
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z is a ghost without a head. If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, what are little boys made of? Little boys are made of clay . If woman's are truly angelic creatures where do they hide their wings ? |
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Bacon beer and stakes. Why do shoes have souls? Because they are so sensitive. Why do birds sing? |
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Women hide their wings: in the back of closets, behind the dresses we're hoping to fit into once again.
Birds sing: because they are taunting voiceless animals, such as squirrels, who are incapable of making pretty sounds. What is the song "Auld Lang Syne" really about? |
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It's about midgets trying to find the fountain of youth.
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? |
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