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| Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Absolute randomness, there is no rhyme or reason to love.
Why do we eat cake on birthdays? |
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Because we've had a damn Democrat President for the past ten years!
Why do people swear on the bible? |
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Because parrots aren't going to do it for us.
Are Mickey and Minnie Mouse married? |
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No. Minnie is just his wh_re that he beats up.
How is cotton candy made? |
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Cotton candy is made by dying polyester fiberfill pink.
Why do chairs have four legs? |
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Because all good things come in pairs.
Why doesn't the sun burn out. |
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Because it prefers to burn in.
How do you start a fire? |
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Rub Smokey the Bear vigorously.
Why do people wake up? |
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Because if they sleep too long, they will be eaten by trolls.
Where can you buy a new window? |
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Bill Gates .
What does the fox say? |
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Hey dude, nice wheels
Why do we say "Bless you" when someone sneezed? |
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Cause not why
Why is chicken so damn tasty |
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Because they eat the leftover mash .
Why do you park in a driveway? |
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Because its usually not practical to park inside the house.
What is bubble gum made out of? |
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Dolphins.
If a carpenter works with wood, what does an electrician work with. |
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Hi how are
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Electric slides!
What do pigeons talk to each other about? |
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What do pigeons talk to each other about? Which cars to poop on. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
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About five feet per minute.
Do zombies ever sleep? |
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Do zombies ever sleep? They do after eating brains. Do you have your brain-protection kit? 
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