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Topic: Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Mon 03/28/16 05:13 PM
Here is a couple to hopefully start things off.. 1, What kind of bee can we get milk from? "Boo-Bees" 2. Asked the wife why she never told me when she has an orgasm. She said. "I don't like phoning you, when you are at work"

RebelArcher Joined Sat 08/02/14 Posts: 5247	Mon 03/28/16 05:52 PM Edited by RebelArcher on Mon 03/28/16 05:53 PM
What's the first thing Adam said to Eve? "Stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets."

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 03/28/16 05:55 PM Edited by TMommy on Mon 03/28/16 05:55 PM
want me to teach ya how to post a pic that shows up?

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Mon 03/28/16 06:03 PM
What's the first thing Adam said to Eve? "Stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets." Love it....love it

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Mon 03/28/16 06:04 PM
Thanks TMommy

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 03/28/16 06:10 PM Edited by TMommy on Mon 03/28/16 07:04 PM


Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Mon 03/28/16 06:29 PM


RebelArcher Joined Sat 08/02/14 Posts: 5247	Mon 03/28/16 06:31 PM


wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Mon 03/28/16 06:56 PM
Very good

Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Mon 03/28/16 09:07 PM
I tryed being normal once ... Worsted two minutes of my life

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Mon 03/28/16 09:22 PM
I tryed being normal once ... Worsted two minutes of my life Only once. It is a common occurance for me

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 03/29/16 03:07 AM
When I joined the navy, they said they were removing Roman Numerals from all timepieces. Not on MY watch they're not!!

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 03/29/16 07:10 AM
When I joined the navy, they said they were removing Roman Numerals from all timepieces. Not on MY watch they're not!! That is a good Navy joke!!!!

Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Tue 03/29/16 07:46 AM Edited by Manturkey1 on Tue 03/29/16 07:49 AM
Lol that was good

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 03/29/16 07:50 AM
Keep the ball rolling, there must be thousands of one liners out there

Manturkey1 Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 2400	Tue 03/29/16 07:59 AM


wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 03/29/16 08:42 AM
How do men sort out their laundry? Filthy, and Filthy but wearable

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Tue 03/29/16 12:40 PM
A guy knocked at my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Tue 03/29/16 12:45 PM
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly, for the same reason.

wolfman3838 Joined Sat 03/26/16 Posts: 1355	Tue 03/29/16 12:48 PM
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly, for the same reason. Two good ones.

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