Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock

Where do generals hide their armies? In their sleevies :)

question: whats green with wheels?

answer: grass,, I lied about the wheels
{ overheard while out earlier }

You are a joker. Thanks

Where do you get virgin wool?


ugly sheep!!!

Never tell a woman her place is in the kitchen....That is where the knives are kept

question: what is brown and sticky?



answer: a stick

Bigamy is having one wife to many. Monogamy is the same!!

Very good

lol

good one lol

one liners.....
Ever hear the story about the far-sighted turtle who tried making love with a helmet?
Or the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Politicians hate book markers, they like their pages bend over. (page is an assistant that runs errands)
An old poem,
Jack and Jill went up a hill
to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
And Jill screamed, "Where's the BEEF?"

There was a man from Bengal
who went to a fancy dress Ball.
He went just for fun
dressed up in a bun.
The dog ate him up in the hall.

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Do infants enjoy infancy, as much as adults enjoy adultery?