I do not think they are doing much singing at the moment

When your child becomes the PET; your pet the CHILD

Very good laugh:

Four people (an American, an Egyptian, a Canadian and a Chinese) were in a plane whose landing gear was faulty. The pilot made an announcement saying that if the passengers could identify their area they would be provided with parachute to jump.
The 1st passenger (a Canadian) brought out his hand and felt the chill of the Arctic region and he was given his parachute and he jumped.
The 2nd passenger (an Egyptian) brought out her hand and was immediately covered with a veil, she shouted that she was in Cairo and left.
The 3rd passenger (a Chinese) brought out his head and his head was covered with smoke, he shouted that he is in Beijing so he left.
The 4th passenger (an American) brought out his hand and his Rolex watch on him was immediately stolen; he shouted"Ga them, those mother ****ers in New York had gotten my watch" , he jumped out without waiting for parachute.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic..?

> About half way.


A rabbi, a duck, a cop and a priest go into a bar..

> The bartender said 'What is this.. a joke..?'


He: So, ya wanna come up to my place and get friendly..?
She: Sure.. when they stop spelling 'weigh' with an 'f'..
He: Huh..? There's no 'f' in weigh..
She: That's what I said..

What do you call the wife of a hippie...?

Mississippi...

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.....

Damn them people. Mess it up for everyone else

What is another name for a Philippino contortionist?

A Manila Folder.

eldar

Why hasn't Barbie had any kids?
Because Ken always comes in another box!

Loved it....

I still miss my ex boyfriend, but my aim is improving!!!!

You need a better gun

Sup niggas