New Years Resolution from the Cat:

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.

It is not necessary to check every door.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when they are on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are *not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has watched a horror movie.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has watched the X-Files.

I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night and then yell at the top of my lungs so that my humans can admire my "kill."

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare until they wake up.

I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important adagfsg gdjag ;ln.

Glad you enjoyed it. I ha a laugh of my own when I checked on another thread and saw what had transpired whilst I was at the gym, etc...

blessings for all of u in this new year for all of u

blessing to you sweet walker.....

Hi Debs, blessings to you, and Miguel



Have you heard from Vanessa, it seems like she deactivated yesterday, is everything alright?

No way I talked to her this morning.....let me peek......I hope not.....

I will have to call her and find out.....Sometimes the religion threads get to her and she leaves for a bit.......dang I hope she is ok.....I will let ya know britty.

at the Cat's Resolution

Happy New Year y'all

Wishing all a Blessed and merry New Year...

As you already know its feeling good for me...in everything...2007 was blah...but 2008 will be Great...

19 mins to go EST

hmmmm and I'm taking you up on the mint chocolate...that is soooo good

whoooo hoooo tiff.......it's a countdown....so I will do with tiff and then I can go to sleep......lol min is still 3 hours away...

Happy new year all

-56 minutes Ha Ha!!!!!!! Happy New Year everyone

Blessed and Great

Lord, I thank you for concluding 2007. I thank You that we have been blessed with another year. I ask that this year be a year where I can grow and become better, not just grow older and decay. I ask, Lord, that You find ways to use me, and that I might be able to find ways to serve You and bring glory to You, Lord.
Looking forward to 2008 I ask, Lord, that your will be done. If I am to be with someone, I ask, Lord, that You guide our paths so we might meet. If there is a mission’s trip in store for me, Lord, I ask that You make that come to pass. I give myself as a living sacrifice as it reasonable so to do.

Praise Jesus there's a chat for unworthy but saved (anyway) individuals like me. God bless all of you and Happy New Year!

Welcome o1krisa to the Christian Coffeehouse.

Well my dear friends I am coming to you from the 119 Tournament Of Roses Parade in beautiful Pasadena, California. I am about 10 minutes from Pasadena.

Dear Lord

I humbly come before you and wish all my friends of the Coffeehouse and Wonderful and glorious 2008. Keep all of them safe, Bring Love to those that are searching, and keep them all under Your awesome guidance Lord God. This I pray for each and every one of you

In Your precious name, Lord God this I pray

Amen and Amen

Debbie
Christian Coffeehouse

I just need to come here and cry.

Godschosengirl - come in any time, there are friends here
who are ready to listen, pray and care.

God bless. It's a New Year and God has wonderful plans
for your life.


I pray a blessing on the lives of everyone who stops by here,
Lord, may your grace, your love and your mercy fill them.

Thanks. I feel better already.

I just want to put this comment out here from another post of the same lady who post here people can be saved this is true but there are some people we find in the bible who were never saved does not mean as christians to not be christ towards them im sure there are alot of people who well not get saved just look at the world
there hearts are hardened because they can not follow Jesus will for them instead they want follow there metal bands who would not give them any time of day if they knew them in real life. Its like going up a mountain and hearing about christ and then going down that mountain and going back to how your life was before you knew christ how sad is that this is how people are in society to this day i was at christian event yesterday and i can tell you it was like any other day not as many hypocrites but i was surprised to see how people were treating each other there and even cussing was going on there. The truth is do not bare false witness even if you feel you are not leading the path.

One person i am not to judge but who was saved could be Judas.
Even though he betrayed christ does not mean he going to hell for this was the prophecy to happen.Remember he also hanged himself and gave back all the peaces of silver he was given.He to me repented of this sin he had committed We know from the bible God forgives and Jesus died also for this sin that Judas had committed not to mention sucicide.