This is one that those crude
Canadian boys taught me about 40 years ago when I was still a wee little scouse lad but we would say 100 maids
In the ryme. (Alow for inflation)
I lined 1000 maids up against the wall
Bet my prick I could f*_%� 'em all
I f*_%� 997 till my prick turned green I wac_�� off jac*_� off,
F*_%� the other 3
Lordy Lordy I'm a f*_%ing machine.

As long as you left all their faces like a Painters radio?

when laughter goes to choking
A good reminder not to
read your posts (in future) semi proped up in bed

Could be a tad on the dangerous side, but I would do anything to get away from a killer poodle!

That's why marriage is a stupid idea. A strong healthy man will need more than one woman.

It would probably all be so much better if we came with instruction manuals we could just hand over in the beginning and when things start to slip we could just ask please dust the darn thing off, oh right men refuse to read or follow directions, scatch that idea, darn.

You're right, I for one wouldn't read an instruction manual but a 30 day money back guarantee would be nice

A good healthy man should be lucky to be able to handle one good healthy woman. The only thing that's stupid is that when a woman's sexdrive skyrockets, man's things erm .. drop down.

I agree

Well, they say that astrology is a good way to find out about compatibility. I mean, I can chat up women by saying that I'm a scorpio and that it's the most sexual of the signs. My horoscope also says that I'm most compatible with a scorpio woman and I have met one and scorpios are interested in occult stuff, so she was interested in what I had to say about it and agreed that we are passionate etc.

Excellent,sounds like a match made in heaven.
BTW...aren't most Scorpions murdered?

I agree!

So I have heard.

As adults we are responsible for our own actions. Did they edit anyone else? out out of 4-5 pages...I don't think so. Could it have been something you said? I think it was more the way you CHOSE to say it. All I could think of is "here we go again" Seriously you could have said it 5 different ways but you let the shat fly..lol

Yeah but it's alright to reference Blazing Saddles by asking where all the white women are at. I was referencing a popular cartoon character when I used that expression and I will be happy to link a clip for your amusement if I still have posting priveleges by the time I've found it on Google.

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N26ZQ0xe71w

Anyways TS..I don't need a link to form an opinion on what I'm referring to and that was your 2nd post that got chopped. The link BTW doesn't seen to match anything about a cartoon skit? Furthermore I don't think we are talking about the same write? Maybe something else?

You were comparing your junk to her toys in a back door context and been very blunt.I mean.. man! not that It offends me but as if thats guna fly.And two days ago you started a thread about "keeping the site clean"..I think your hilarious and I don't want to see you skidded. .but that was pretty bombed..lol
Peace

Hey, let's have a debate about how that's worse than some of the things that some of the ladies post on here. Cooking with sperm and what a forty five year old feels like inside are a couple that spring to mind.

Man, I got banned on purpose. I get bored with reading insulting and inane drivel and go off to do something more productive with my life.

So, I told that same story on another site last night and they didn't appreciate it. Well, there's plenty of things that I don't like reading either.

I was replying to some guy's thread earlier where he asked why this site is so boring and he said that he checked it out for a while and then got nailed for something he said. The thread was deleted though.

Id like to date woman with less sex drive than me but not by much i think. it makes the times when we do the doo a lil better each time. Absence makes the heart grow fonder :)