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for love will kindle the heart to love of all life and living, more than a thousand orgasms in one day. Oh goody. .another math problem. .my fav. I think that's what your saying David,is 1000 orgasams a day at a 75 second duration (thats how long it takes, right ladies..lol) what % of the day would this use up...lol |
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for love will kindle the heart to love of all life and living, more than a thousand orgasms in one day. Oh goody. .another math problem. .my fav. I think that's what your saying David,is 1000 orgasams a day at a 75 second duration (thats how long it takes, right ladies..lol) what % of the day would this use up...lol not that i would ever stand in the way of others finding their 1000 a day, to finding out... lol...  
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I will say this about that. Having a great partner, makes one want to most of the time :-) I agree with this 100% |
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for love will kindle the heart to love of all life and living, more than a thousand orgasms in one day. Oh goody. .another math problem. .my fav. I think that's what your saying David,is 1000 orgasams a day at a 75 second duration (thats how long it takes, right ladies..lol) what % of the day would this use up...lol not that i would ever stand in the way of others finding their 1000 a day, to finding out... lol...
Well that day would definitely have to be of a different time construct. Like one day Would = 1 year..now that could be achievable for me. Just under 3 per day. How about giving a thousand a day...and first I will need 1000 sexy female volunteers.
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Edited by
mini1x
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Mon 12/29/14 12:40 AM
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A friend who works in I.T.. Sent me this .... I have run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the add uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel... then I got out all the manuals and went through them. I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one so I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat. Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking man ... I gave him the make and model of my computer and asked if if he had any sex drives in stock. He kind of scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with him ... figuring he had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone... he said, rather rudely I thought, that he couldn't help me and walked away. Huh, must not have had any in stock. In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer and asked it they had any sex drives in stock... He kind of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive, I thought about it for a minute and told him Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed.....he started laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him... You are killing me! or something like that, and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill him... I wasn't even hurting him. The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I had just fallen off the turnip truck... I assured him I had never been on a turnip truck, but I had fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it. he must have fallen off the wagon too ..that explains it and walked away laughing. The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath and walked away... wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry them in stores. Maybe have to order from a catalog or get on the Internet and search for one. So that's where I am now. ... if any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it. Then all I would have to do is figure out what to do with it. Laughing .... Cute Blondey, if you think of buying one, make sure you get a solid state one. You can fire it up faster and it lasts much longer then a hard drive. And you don't have to worry about it crashing if you fall off the bed while using it! 
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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What I meant to say was...
*I agree with all that has been said thus far by the woman. Its because Ive been trained way of PPRM or positive pu$$y reinforcement methods. I will admit to fighting the system for yrs or otherwise known as "stupid" "obtuse" and "a slow learner, (those words still hurt) ANYWAY! I was a HARD pony to break. It was a unbeknownst calaberative effort with hundreds of trainers involved for me to make the transition* ~BUT what came out was...(my Freudian slip) Woman are garbage people and use sex as a weapon. Seriously I do agree with what the woman are saying and have learnt through them. Yes the ebb and flow thing and what Leigh is saying and others..its within the woman it depends on how she is feeling day in, day out from the things her man is saying and doing.Woman are wired different, its not automatic like men, its a trigger.Unless she have a medical condition making it extreme or nonexistent then its probably because its YOUR trigger finger guys |
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Oh lol, when you said wet I had a different liquid in mind. In that case, you should get, erm, some protection for the drive?
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A friend who works in I.T.. Sent me this .... I have run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the add uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel... then I got out all the manuals and went through them. I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one so I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat. Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking man ... I gave him the make and model of my computer and asked if if he had any sex drives in stock. He kind of scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with him ... figuring he had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone... he said, rather rudely I thought, that he couldn't help me and walked away. Huh, must not have had any in stock. In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer and asked it they had any sex drives in stock... He kind of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive, I thought about it for a minute and told him Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed.....he started laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him... You are killing me! or something like that, and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill him... I wasn't even hurting him. The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I had just fallen off the turnip truck... I assured him I had never been on a turnip truck, but I had fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it. he must have fallen off the wagon too ..that explains it and walked away laughing. The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath and walked away... wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry them in stores. Maybe have to order from a catalog or get on the Internet and search for one. So that's where I am now. ... if any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it. Then all I would have to do is figure out what to do with it. Laughing .... Cute Blondey, if you think of buying one, make sure you get a solid state one. You can fire it up faster and it lasts much longer then a hard drive. And you don't have to worry about it crashing if you fall off the bed while using it!
 use a straw Miss beautiful
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for love will kindle the heart to love of all life and living, more than a thousand orgasms in one day. Oh goody. .another math problem. .my fav. I think that's what your saying David,is 1000 orgasams a day at a 75 second duration (thats how long it takes, right ladies..lol) what % of the day would this use up...lol not that i would ever stand in the way of others finding their 1000 a day, to finding out... lol...
Well that day would definitely have to be of a different time construct. Like one day Would = 1 year..now that could be achievable for me. Just under 3 per day. How about giving a thousand a day...and first I will need 1000 sexy female volunteers.
smiles... what i shoulda said was, one can have unlimited sex with many, but it will never compare nor hold a candle to sex with the right one. |
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for love will kindle the heart to love of all life and living, more than a thousand orgasms in one day. Oh goody. .another math problem. .my fav. I think that's what your saying David,is 1000 orgasams a day at a 75 second duration (thats how long it takes, right ladies..lol) what % of the day would this use up...lol not that i would ever stand in the way of others finding their 1000 a day, to finding out... lol...
Well that day would definitely have to be of a different time construct. Like one day Would = 1 year..now that could be achievable for me. Just under 3 per day. How about giving a thousand a day...and first I will need 1000 sexy female volunteers.
smiles... what i shoulda said was, one can have unlimited sex with many, but it will never compare nor hold a candle to sex with the right one. I tried that and what I discovered was 9 out 10 clearly said they would prefer my male part over the candle..I thought, Im not doing that..ouch! Roasted weenie I just dont understand woman 
Disregard^^^ I misunderstood, I will simply answer...Idn't dat a fact! |
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YES..IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE. I WILL NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A FRIGID WOMAN AGAIN. AND YES, I REALIZE I'M USING CAPS...YES I AM YELLING. Well...thinking quite loudly. 
That's because you are in Saskatchewan. Did you prop her up by the fire???
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i am here love for sex
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I'm happy with my womans sex drive, as she's as horny as me!
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Sexdrive is important .. but not just that, also what you desire.. so how, what, where, when ..
The latter is even more important to me than the first .. If that part doesn't match, I will never be .. well, lets say, completely satisfied. That will affect the relationship to the point where it will probably end |
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Guys don't forget to put the trash bin beside you for the kleenex .someone here wants to keep the site clean..
Using kleenex is not enviro friendly. Put that worn out t shirt to good use. And after a week or so...you can use it for a lampshade.  
 He's right of course, just be sure to use a very low watt bulb....
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I would just like to say that I don't use sex toys.
And nothing against the OP but this is a sex topic and I didn't start it. |
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So sex drive has nothing to do with having sex in a car while driving?
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for love will kindle the heart to love of all life and living, more than a thousand orgasms in one day. Oh goody. .another math problem. .my fav. I think that's what your saying David,is 1000 orgasams a day at a 75 second duration (thats how long it takes, right ladies..lol) what % of the day would this use up...lol not that i would ever stand in the way of others finding their 1000 a day, to finding out... lol...
Well that day would definitely have to be of a different time construct. Like one day Would = 1 year..now that could be achievable for me. Just under 3 per day. How about giving a thousand a day...and first I will need 1000 sexy female volunteers.
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for love will kindle the heart to love of all life and living, more than a thousand orgasms in one day. Oh goody. .another math problem. .my fav. I think that's what your saying David,is 1000 orgasams a day at a 75 second duration (thats how long it takes, right ladies..lol) what % of the day would this use up...lol not that i would ever stand in the way of others finding their 1000 a day, to finding out... lol...
Well that day would definitely have to be of a different time construct. Like one day Would = 1 year..now that could be achievable for me. Just under 3 per day. How about giving a thousand a day...and first I will need 1000 sexy female volunteers.
How would you know roofer,,,,,,,I mean plumber man? 
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Edited by
messi_is_a_tim_1888
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Mon 12/29/14 08:52 AM
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for love will kindle the heart to love of all life and living, more than a thousand orgasms in one day. Oh goody. .another math problem. .my fav. I think that's what your saying David,is 1000 orgasams a day at a 75 second duration (thats how long it takes, right ladies..lol) what % of the day would this use up...lol not that i would ever stand in the way of others finding their 1000 a day, to finding out... lol...
Well that day would definitely have to be of a different time construct. Like one day Would = 1 year..now that could be achievable for me. Just under 3 per day. How about giving a thousand a day...and first I will need 1000 sexy female volunteers.
How would you know roofer,,,,,,,I mean plumber man?
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