"Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin' to her enough, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really payin' attention."--DUMB AND DUMBER

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

dirty harry

One bullet,one dead.
Sniper Legacy

"You really believe that nonsense you're saying? Look at me when I talk to you! Let me clue you in on something right now. I've given this country 22 damn f***ing years of my life... 22 years! I've seen young kids blown out of the sky with their guts sprawled all over the rice patties of Vietnam, so believe me boy when somebody dies for this country I GIVE A S**T!" - Louis Gossett Jr. as Colonel Chappy Sinclair - Iron Eagle

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."--FIGHT CLUB

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."--FIGHT CLUB

Igor what brain did you use? OH Abbie, Abbie normal.
Young frankinstein

I'll be back

"I can't see nothin, you gotta open my eye. Cut me Mick."

rocky

your suffering will be legendary...even in hell.

hellraiser

"I'm not afraid of the dark... I love the dark. But I hate nature. I hate nature!" - Chunk - The Goonies

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
Office Space

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick azz! And, I'm all out of bubblegum."

An adlib from John Carpenter's They Live.

Ronin: Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.
http://youtu.be/0hnhvWKMqm4

theres rats in the cellar=Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

You've been a long way away.Thank you for coming back to me.(Brief Encounter)

In a line that never ends comes an army of her friends,come to jabber and to chatter and tell her what the matter is wlth you.
She'll have a booming boisterous famjly who will descend on you en masse,
She'll have a large Wagnerian mother with a voice that shatters glass!
Gah,let a woman in your life-and your plunging in a knife!
(MY FAIR LADY)

There will be one Mistress here! And no Master!(ELIZABETH)

DADDY,MY DADDY!!(THE RAILWAY CHILDREN)

Well,tickle my **** till Friday!!(SHIRLEY VALENTINE)