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It is called reading, top to bottom, left to right.
Take Tylenol for headaches, and midol for any cramps! Richard to Tommy Boy |
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Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
From the Movie "What a Girl Wants" |
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What kind of music do you have here?
Oh, we have both kinds, we have country and western! Blues Brothers |
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THE HEAT.
Captain Woods : This job is destroying me......you know how old I am? Ashburn. : Um....um...58 Captain woods. : I ' m 43 years old. Ashburn. : Uh....uh...see I always round up. Captain Woods. : I have a five years old son who calls me Grandpa. |
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"It's not a tumour!" - Kindergarten Cop
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THE HEAT. Captain Woods : This job is destroying me......you know how old I am? Ashburn. : Um....um...58 Captain woods. : I ' m 43 years old. Ashburn. : Uh....uh...see I always round up. Captain Woods. : I have a five years old son who calls me Grandpa. 
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Hi Rob,
Nice pic.  
Miss Congeniality Stan Fields. : 'Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date. Cheryl " Rhode Island ". : That's a tough one. I 'd have to say April 25th. Because it is not too hot ,not too cold, All you need is a light jacket. |
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Miss Congeniality.
Victor Melling : The interview is the single most important part of the pageant. It counts to for 30 percent of your total score. Gracie Hart : What's the other 70 percent, cleavage? |
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Dialog from "Pleasantville"
Mother: I had the perfect car, perfect house, perfect husband! Son: There is no perfect house, there is no perfect car or husband... Mother: (sobbing) It's not supposed to be like this... Son: It's not supposed to be anything... Mother: (stares at son) How'd you get to be so smart? Son: (smiles) I had a good day... |
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Quotes from MAMMA MIA.
( Reading Donna's diary) We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.... |
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Quotes from MAMMA MIA!
Donna (at the wedding ceremony): And welcome to....to....Sophie's dad. I have to tell you, he is here. Sophie : I know. I invited him. Donna : You couldn't have. I don't know which one it is. |
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Quotes from MAMMA MIA!
Sophie : I don't care if you sleep with hundreds of men. You're my mom, and I love you so much. Donna ( Sophie's mum) : Oh , Sophie. ( hugging her) Donna : ( To the congregation) And I haven't sleep with *hundreds* of men. |
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Leonard Dicaprio INCEPTION
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter, because we'll be together. Dominic Cobb yelling at his wife Mal to get them to awaken from a 50 Year virtual reality dream, AS A VIRTUAL REALITY TRAIN KILLS THEM BOTH. |
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DR. STRANGELOVE 1964
Well, I been to 1 world fair, a rodeo and a picnic. And that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Are ya sure ya got the rat code? B52 commander Major "Tex" Kong (Slim Pickens) talking to his radio man that the order to drop nuclear bombs on the USSR has to be a mistake. |
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From "Tin Cup"
"You can't ask advise about the woman your trying hose FROM the woman your trying to hose!" "Why not?" |
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ALIENS 1986
Burke Look Rippley... those specimens are worth millions to the biotechnology division. If you play your cards right, you'll be set for life. Rippley(laughing) Burke(laughing) You know, your crazy Burke. How are you gonna get them thru customs and CIC? There dangerous organisims! Burke How can they impound them,,,, if they don't know about them? Rippley From me. They're gonna find out that you are responsible for the deaths of 179 colonists!!! Burke HEY WAIT A MINUTE, YOU ARE WRONG. Rippley Oh yea??? I just checked the colony computer! I found the directive signed by YOU! Carter James Burke, Telling those colonists to go out there and bring these things back!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM BURKE? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM? Burke Rippley, look I made a judgement call!!! If I had told administration, there would not have been exclusive rights for anybody! Nobody would have won!!! I made,,,,,a bad call Rippley,,, Rippley bad call Burke?!?!? Burke Yea, a baaaadddd call Rippley,,,bad call... Rippley BAD CALL (grabbing Burke with both hands and slamming him against the wall) BAD CALL!!! BAD CALL!!! BURKE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE?!?!?! THESE COLONISTS ARE DEAD BURKE! WELL I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY NAIL YOU TO THE WALL... YOUR NOT GONNA WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE! RIGHT TO THE WALL!!!!! (throws Burke against the wall) starts to walk away.. Burke YOU KNOW,,,Rippley,,,,, I THOUGHT.. YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THIS..... Rippley Turns around Happy to disappoint you! |
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from Futurama: (Talking about Leela)
Captain Zapp Brannigan: As my protégé you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her. [Kif groans] Captain Zapp Brannigan: This time we are sure she's a woman, right? Kif Kroker: *Yes*. |
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ALIENS 1986 Burke Look Rippley... those specimens are worth millions to the biotechnology division. If you play your cards right, you'll be set for life. Rippley(laughing) Burke(laughing) You know, your crazy Burke. How are you gonna get them thru customs and CIC? There dangerous organisims! Burke How can they impound them,,,, if they don't know about them? Rippley From me. They're gonna find out that you are responsible for the deaths of 179 colonists!!! Burke HEY WAIT A MINUTE, YOU ARE WRONG. Rippley Oh yea??? I just checked the colony computer! I found the directive signed by YOU! Carter James Burke, Telling those colonists to go out there and bring these things back!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM BURKE? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM? Burke Rippley, look I made a judgement call!!! If I had told administration, there would not have been exclusive rights for anybody! Nobody would have won!!! I made,,,,,a bad call Rippley,,, Rippley bad call Burke?!?!? Burke Yea, a baaaadddd call Rippley,,,bad call... Rippley BAD CALL (grabbing Burke with both hands and slamming him against the wall) BAD CALL!!! BAD CALL!!! BURKE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE?!?!?! THESE COLONISTS ARE DEAD BURKE! WELL I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY NAIL YOU TO THE WALL... YOUR NOT GONNA WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE! RIGHT TO THE WALL!!!!! (throws Burke against the wall) starts to walk away.. Burke YOU KNOW,,,Rippley,,,,, I THOUGHT.. YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THIS..... Rippley Turns around Happy to disappoint you! Love this movie.  I had watched the Alien movie and the sequels.
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they're coming for u Barbara
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those aren't pillows
planes trains and automobiles |
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