I thought about a trip around the world,but then I thought there must be somewhere better to go.(THE SOUND OF MUSIC)

Oh dear.Do you think the washrooms aren't sanitary? Tell me,do you have a toothbrush?(PRIVATE BENJAMIN)

Is it safe? (MARATHON MAN)

From "V for Vendetta" (2005)

Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof!

http://youtu.be/LGGPufySwZ4

Were gonna need a bigger boat! Jaws.

Bruce Wayne: It's Japanese.
Knox: How do you know?
Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.

Batman

I don't want to die
by HAL

Mona Lisa: What?
Vinny: Nothing. You stick out like a sore thumb around here.
Mona Lisa: Me? What about you?
Vinny: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.
Mona Lisa: Oh yeah, you blend.

"My Cousin Vinny"

That's not a knife.. This is a knife
Crocodile Dundee

Love is passion love is fame who gets it he dies who doesnt he cries

Kavan

It doesn't matter wether you win by an inch or � mile,winning is winning


The Fast & the Furious

Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me

Zombieland

"I'm Thor."
"You're Thor?"
"Well, it hurts."
Disney's Aladdin-Robin Williams=Genius

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

Godfather.

Quotes for Thanksgiving:

Enjoy the little things - Zombieland

Well, that was absurd, let's eat dead bird! - Home for the Holidays

I drank what? - Socrates (ok, not a movie and I made that up lol)

Actually it is from a movie, Val Kilmer says it in Real Genius:


'Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?" '

Tony Montana: Okay Sosa; You wanna **** with me? You f*cking with the best! You wanna **** with me? Okay. You little cockroaches... come on. You wanna play games? Okay, I play with you; come on. Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
Tony Montana: I never f&cked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of **** up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.
Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f*ckin' ********. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f*ckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
You should know that, Tony.
Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.

Tony Montana: I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.
Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Not sure of the movie

Please God let it end...




Silver Bullet (80s werewolf movie)

ANDY: I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying.

When do we eat?
Captain Hadely: You eat when we say you eat! You piss when we say you piss! You sh** when we say you sh**! You sleep when we say you sleep! You maggot-d�ck, motherf&cker!
Captain Hadley:
I'm not gonna to count to three. I'm not even gonna count to one. You will shut the **** up or I'll sing you a lullaby!
~Shawshank Redemption~

"Hound dog gonna eat that puzzy"...Party animal